GrueMaster

*Gets wounded by holo-sheep AAARRRRRRRRGH!! Look out!!! The holos CAN hurt you! *Grues go into furious rage over their master being wounded Great! Now my pets are berserking! Thor, better get out of there... *releases very angry grues

I apologized at the top of page 59! You even got a collectable plush Grue for free! LOL! :yucky:

That will be easy. My grue stalkers have sabotaged the sheep fleets. Their ships' armor and shield technology have been severely weakened without being detected. One or two shots from my fighter's Gauss cannons could destroy a heavy frigate easily. Unfortunately, one of my grue handlers thought to hide behind it (he forgot to feed the grues first, of course), so now my ship has been soiled with his remains and is inoperable in drydock for cleaning. I can, however, lend some grues for our forces to use, just need some ships to provide transport (just don't tempt them for a meal!).

Blast it!! I was going to get that set up (the exact same pic, too!)! :mad:

Technically, I'm breeding more forces, and quite frankly, my grues hate sheep and their gods, including the Norse ones, so now you've ticked them off with your wooly presence... >:( >: *sends very angry grues to attack Thor Enjoy their "hospitality"...while you're still alive... :devil: Um... Ginger, hes on our side!!!!!!!! He meant the sheep were recruiting! oops...uh, sorry about that (mixed you up for VikingSheep or whatever his name is...bloody sheep :mad: ). I'll recall those grues and send you a free plush grue for compensation (coming soon to ASMF stores near you!). *Grues start cuddling with Thor in a strange show of affection :huh: Oh, I forgot, my grues have a natural ability to tell friend from foe (hence the wierd cuddling...), so thank god (I mean me, heh-heh) for that. self-FAIL

Technically, I'm breeding more forces, and quite frankly, my grues hate sheep and their gods, including the Norse ones, so now you've ticked them off with your wooly presence... >:( >: *sends very angry grues to attack Thor Enjoy their "hospitality"...while you're still alive... :devil:

My lovelies always eat well...though I tire of having to hire new handlers who forget to feed them first before entering the grue kennels :wallbash:

I am sending out grue stalkers to track down Trapiki. It's only a matter of time we find that accursed witch-doctor and this "Arc." In fact, they've already infiltrated several sheep outposts and shipyards. They are "having fun" :devil: at the moment...

Order all grues to attack now!!!!!!!!! Attack, my pets!! Let us add their corpses to our meal! *sounds of sheeps being torn apart and eaten while still alive *a few minutes afterwards, with several hundred dead sheep littering the background... Well, that was a quick fight. Anyway, here's your coffee and gyro as you asked, sir.

Brigadier General GodKingVivec, I have a dozen hunter-killer packs of grues prepped and awaiting deployment orders (hope those come soon, they're getting hungry...)