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  1. You lost me buddy. Im now more confused then in watching mtv (which is stupid woprthless ########)
  2. This conversation is just like that between priests in gothic 2....................... 100% unproven bulshit :lol: This is getting nowhere obviosly......................so post when you have definate proff. Until then, I belive this while you belive that talk is what it is..........talk. Thats called debating without proof! No proff = no answer. No answer = ?
  3. Great job........... have a snickers bar. Um, dont forget the atheistss buddy, seems liek we got left out or something :bye: Oh yeah and you forgot the Jewish relegion by the way......................... Im gonna go watch scary movie 3 now. That movie fortifies my belief that there is no god :P (are you gonna be a preecher by chance?)
  4. Postaldudeleo descends into Hell, where he becomes Satan's latest toy. For the remaining few seconds of his existence, he discovers absolute pain. With his last thought, he wonders why the concept of not using offensive language was so hard for him. (Postaldudeleo, since you apparently can't understand simple concepts, you are banned from this thread. End of discussion. Post again in this thread and you get a strike.)
  5. As the missiles neared their targets, postaldudeleo finally found a tiny bit of enlightenment. With his last thought in the mortal world, he thanked Peregrine for ending his pathetic life. And then the missiles hit, and he disappeared from the universe. (For those of you that don't speak Peregrinish, post removed for language and offensive content. Postaldudeleo, I suggest you grow up and stop posting such childish "humor".)
  6. Postaldudeleo took a break from smoking pot and he went over to the snow world and began to piss patterns on frosty the snowman and dissolved him into frosty the yello puddle man.......................................... Also, several young children hobbits where scared that day from seeing a snowman being pissed to death.....................
  7. Postaldudeleo returned and chucked a snowball at maddox. Maddox at Bilbo the hobbit. Bilbo at sorrion. Sorrion at Jesus? And he killed him!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jesus is dead. Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Well find out why in the next exciting NEW episode on CRAP tv. WE show quality brodcasting like mtv, porn, drew carrey, south park, Jackass, and an exciting new serious by the guys that made Dude wheres my car and by justin timberlake (who survived even though earth was incinerated by th gods)....................: Dude wheres the toilet? See you next time on snowball fight from CrAp.................................TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. But then the the hobbitses took over elaide's plane of existance and forced elaide to listen to stupid random junk from over 2000 maddox's aall talking at the same time. at that point all surrounding galaxies imploded because of the waves of crap rolling of the mouths of the army of maddoxes............. Where will the army of hobbits terrorize next? Where is postaldudeleo? Will Bush be elected President? Should gays have children? Find out on the next exciting edition of MTV magazine aka ads for lots of random crap that you dont need!
  9. Please tell me you're joking... that sounds like a nomination for WORST game ever. I know you're not old enough to understand this, but an offensive game is not a good game just because it is offensive. Come back when you grow up. Dude peregrine: Postal 2 is not how we say "great game". Its just funny as hell.............. Im 18 so HA. I just watch too much southpark. Plus forgot to mention a very good game, rise of nations. And surien, doom 3 rocks. I also downloaded it but i already ordered my copy which will be here in a fe wdays anyways so............... I would happily pay even 80 bucks for doom 3................ Ps, I paid 45 in the preorder................
  10. But the newly created planet of hobbits got thier midget battle armor and marched off to war along side 2000 clones of maddox. Thus began the Star Wars: I am better then your children wars........... During this time, the aliens in the klingon galaxy had many self suicides from infedels who "couldnt take it anymore" and many annoyed aliens cursing all the god sin every tongue possible for letting quote "this bull****ing ****" happen in the first place. And postaldudeleo was still smoking crack.......... :sick:
  11. A "magic" force carried postaldudeleo out of the volcano. And postaldudeleo...............well last time he was seen was he went to smoke some crack with tyrone the crack addict.......................... He was never seen agian...................................(hes still there getting high) Oh, I forgot, al quaeda dropped bin laden strapped to a nuke onto the foolish gods. And this is the chronical of what happened: 1 is that a meteour? 2. Naw 1. I think it is 2. naw , looks like some moron strapped to a bomb of sorts 1. bomb? 2. yeah, you know a bomb 1. Why is that bomb have a toxic sign on it/ 2. what sign? oh that......................... 2. Sh_t...................... :help: 1 **** you ****** terroist *****tards!!!!! Boom Splat Time stooped right about .............................here. Then the universe was envoloped in ice and a new SNOWY world was created from which sprang thousands of hobbits who ...................blah blah blahbalh ablah blha blabbady blha................ect
  12. And another god postaldudeLeo (not the moron postaldude) summoned up a can of gasoline and a match. He ran around Peregrine's home and left a circle of "ever burning gasoline of the gods". Then he summoned up the most annoying a-hole in the whole universe..........................this guy; http://maddox.xmission.com/ Then he lit the match and dropped it on the gasoline circle. After that, postaldudeleo ran away in laughter for maddox the a-hole would not allow peregrine any quiet moment for thought as maddox being the annoying a-hole ran circles around peregrine and ranted about random junk such as, ugly cars, how much better he is then your children, bad movies, mcdonalds being pig ****, and more useless junk. Peregrine finally got so pissed off and collapsed the real universe on a larger scale....................... I WIN :)
  13. Deus ex 2, thief 3, warcraft 3, dark reign 2, diablo, vampire bloodlines ( I have alpha version) and last but NOT least..................... POSTAL 2!!!!!!!! Just think, what other game allows you to behead people with shovels then burn the corpes with a bucket of gasoline and a match, make fun of every relegion, and PISS on everything, everyone, and at everyplace. Even on people. its like grand theft auto meets south park and stick death!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you disagree, then you are wrong for I am God :P
  14. But with the death of postaldude the whole universe collapses and and destrys all energy into a infinitley dense point. This includes all parralel dimensions as time itself..........stops. Why, you ask. You dont wanna know! ...........................and I dont know...................
  15. Postaldude (not me, guy from postal 2) gets out pistol and shoots everybody who remains...............then shoots himself. Viola, now you can restart....................................
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