Marcus Wolfe

"Fool! This is not about covering you in ice! This is about sucking every bit of energy out of you! Zero Kelvin is the point where atoms themselves stop moving!"

"Activate the Zero Kelvin Machine!"

"Damnations!" Marcus shouted. He summoned a giant spider and commanded it to make giant webs wherever it could.

"DAMN YOU!" Marcus grabbed a hot glue gun of epic proportions and filled it with industrial strength gluesticks. He aimed carefully and fired at the flying guy.

"Destructor Ray...Where is it? Man, I had to leave it somewhere around here......"

Marcus unleashed a torrent of burning spam onto the flying thing!

"OMG! It's back!" screamed the crab creature. It then ran away from a swiftly approaching giant mutant sea lion.

Marcus sees a goblin and shoots it with a gun that fires guns that fire backwards. After the pistol whip, it picks up the gun, pulls the trigger....and blasts its own head off.

Marcus activated his RPC and fired it at the assaulting ship.

Marcus threw a giant panda at the british man with the ridiculously large sig.

Alright! N00b dragon quit! Now only the cool people are left in the arena! now, if you'll excuse me, I'll find some panda to throw at someone....

HMhm. I see. Here, let me find another endangered species I can throw at your fat head, you arrogant male without a father. Just because you know the law doesn't mean you are the law.

And you'd know everything about cheesewhizzing, wouldn't you, you little purple dragon? Marcus threw a loggerhead turtle at Steve, causing his head to explode. (question not the explosion)

Marcus revs up his chainsaw and starts looking for his next victim.

Marcus returned to consciousness. "And he accuses me of cheesewhizzing." Marcus kicked the Talos in it's weak spot (the heel) and caused 17 Olympic swimming pools worth of blood to gush out. "Hmm.....I wonder if that will satisfy Necromancer's bloodlust...."

The talos laid down the smack on Lisnpuppy, not realizing the dire consequences that would follow....

Marcus was whacked over the head by his own talos, and fell to the ground unconscious.

Marcus cast 'Return of the Bronze Sentry!' A large Talos appeared and began bashing things.

In a radioactive rage, Marcus blasted the ghost with a photon beam

Bored, Marcus decided to look for a powerful sword.

You'd be surprised. When I tore the head off the giant bear with a crocodile head, there were lakes of blood and he drank those too.

Marcus distracted the bear with a crocodile head by pointing out he was not as tasty as those snow bandits the eagle man was fleeing from.

Marcus looked up.....and saw a giant bear with a crocodile head. It then proceeded to try eating him.

Burning as he fell, Marcus man-screamed until he hit the ground, leaving a smoldering crater.....

Marcus stopped his jetpack and grabbed onto the back of the flying demon. "You may be extremely powerful, but can even you withstand the airless vacuum of outerspace?" With those words, he strapped the jet pack to the demon and set it to maximum speed, and let go. The demon went soaring into the cold, darkness of space, while Marcus fell at an every increasing rate.