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Status Updates posted by XanAlderon
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I like my posts to be both sharp and blunt, and by that I mean I like them to be confusing.
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Try writing with a mace!
Your point, though crushed and shredded, will have no problem getting across to your audience.
That point, however, will invariably be "Look at my atrociously outdated weapon, understand that there are weapons deadlier than the pen, even if they are basically a stick with some metal stuck to it. Read my unreadable words, and ask what they are at your own peril".
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Tomorrow I leave home, I step out into the dark unknown and yell - 'Come get some world!', then repeatedly punch it in the throat until it gives me what I want.
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Actually you could go out and say, "Hey all you wild and crazy people! Make room for one more!" Then everyone would aim you in the correct direction so you could make a living fighting and trying to break peoples wind pipes. o.O Doesn't sound too lucrative to me, but hey! You might be the first to start a new trend. You won't get anything from me in that case, except pity. O.o
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Since my last update I've just been lying here dreaming about all the possibilities of the untapped market for little wind-screen wiper esque contraptions for people with glasses when they walk in the rain.
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Here comes the sun doo doo doo doo.
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Just ate the inkiest biscuit ever...
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You know what... bring back Pluto!
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Yeah haha alright. Consider it an expression of interest. If a way to reintroduce Edward comes up, I'll seize the opportunity. :)
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Lost 20 cents, found a dollar. I consider this a pretty successful day.
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Well, I checked out the RP, but it seems to have progressed an incredibly long way since my last post, and I have no idea what's going on anymore. Is there any believable way to reintroduce Edward? Last I recall was him watching the group from afar.
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Oh wow... I completely forgot about the RP, things have been pretty hectic over here, and will continue being so until the year ends in all probability haha. I'll have a look at the RP, but I must confess, as it stands, I'd be a pretty unreliable RP partner.
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Long time no see Site, you've gotten fat...
Just kidding haha, you're as tank as ever.
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Must not sleep... must warn others!
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Put down your dream journal and dance!
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Who knew that being tall could collapse my right lung... what a crazy day.
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"What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one."
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I can feel it. Something's about to happen, but I don't know what.
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Ooo! I am so impressed! Or is that compressed? Maybe oppressed? I just don't know...So many word's and my dictionary has so many pages to...Wait?! I can look it up with the tap of a few keys. It looks like that paper dictionary is going to get so dusty and seemed to be ditched. I wonder if that book will miss me? Does it have feeling's? You know, like, some of my friend's do when I don't drop them a line occasionally? o.O
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Finished editing my 'About Me' page so it's actually... about me.
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Hey! You deserve a rest then! Me?! I'm preparing to watch a shocking scary fun movie, "7 Faces of Doctor Lao" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1KJOjKvg3M&feature=colike
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Maybe we'll decide to get buried here...
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I am a perfectly normal human worm baby.
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why, it's elementary, my dear Watson.
the worm attacked the sheep, turned it into the mush, dragged itself (with the mush as cover) to the rabbit, and entered the rabbit through its nether regions, totally undetected. that is when the picture was shot, and that's why the rabbit is vomiting blood. it's so obvious!
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Thor, my response won't post on your wall for some reason, it is truly a place of mystery.
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Hey Thor, indeed my page is filled with Pagafyr's musings haha.
Anyway, I think the sheeps numbers are actually depleting with all there constant slaughter.
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We're just like other people, we love to sing, we love to dance... we admire beautiful women. We're human, and sometimes... very human.
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After all that, which I am in total agreement with, well 89% anyway, I think I will have clam chowder for dinner, white oyster salted bread crumbs, and wash it all down with some Honey Mead. Yes! I really do have some Nuka Cola. Had to remove the last Nord bit because you might be of age to imbibe where you live but not where I do, and the 18 year olds were responsible for voting the 21 year old drinking rules in the US after several years of allowing it to be 18 proved to be much to muc...
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