naomis8329

nope :D

Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out, Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeons and Dragons game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies with snot rockets coming from an overused cheese grater dipped in bullsquid acid and used as smoke bombs. Then, Ender killed the lights and dropped the most precious little gold ring ever into the well which meant Alistair had cursed the little thing like a trouper. Of course Alistair had woken the others who got angry and tried to get the ring off Alistair who did a barrel roll and threw Zevran down the stairs of Vigil's Keep and that's when Morrigan burst into song. Her voice sounded sexy, luring Alistair to want to kick Zevran for even being there. Morrigan then used a joke spell which meant that nothing could be taken very seriously. Once our heroes crossed the Bridge of Death, they found they were going to be in serious trouble. Morrigan's joke spell, with no map they tried to find out where they were, causing right old scene. Suddenly, a big bowl of macaroni & a wheel of cheese appeared before them. They stopped for lunch and ate the bowl of macaroni 'til they were drunk. Then, Fladnag appeared. "Oh Maker!" said Leliana, gasping like a landed fish. Then, Fladnag spoke, "Oh crap," he said, slipping over the spilt melted cheese nearly crashing onto Alistair while he got his sword, accidentally stabbing Fladang and causing a diplomatic incident, "Oops..." Alistair said, grinning. "Wad'ya mean "Oops?" Fladnag imposed while lying on Alistair's stomach tickling him with a fluffy cow. Suddenly, Zevran front flipped over both and kicked Morrigan in the groin, "Tis not a good sign for one such as you." said Fladnag. "Now we must all join hands and close our eyes and await tickling from flying monkeys." Crash, bang, whollop was what followed. Fladang then somehow found the secret of the Italian mariachi band's musical success, deciding to ditch everyone and run away with his dragon. But suddenly, Morrigan cut the cheese for another picnic and invited all apostates to swoop down for a ritual that will help Flandang to have bowel movements. "So, that's how it goes," Alistair murmured. He passed the Paper Spear of Doom to Fladnag, saying "I'll trade it for a lifetime's supply of pikelets." Fladnag was about to say "Yes" when he accidentally blasted the spear which burst into endless clones of Leliana. These Lelianas jumped onto Fladang who flew into Alistair, making him drop his cheese, "Maker's breath!" he spluttered, "watch where you fling your meatballs!" Alistair ducked and bumped his head knocking himself out. "Brilliant!" said Elissa as a stray bandit wandered into the tavern. Elissa picked up Alistair, poked Fladang and kicked the bandit before taking Alistair to Ostagar. When they were almost there they realized Duncan told them it was Denerim they were headed towards. "By Andraste's taste buds!... Where's the map?" The map that should lead them to a magical realm of nothingness in between Elissa's squishy head and Alistair's orange, dirty sock, was left in Elsweyr and is now in M'aiq's hands. So now they must find the blue magical armadillo`s washing machine or die horribly! They had laundry to burn, and they kept kicking a cat for luck. M'aiq appeared suddenly in the tub with the magical laundry detergent which turns laundry into cats or even into jelly filled ducks. Alistair stupidly emptied the tub and tried to use a sock to suffocate M'aiq but couldn't find a legitimate reason to waste a valuable moment in time, when he took an arrow and gave it to M'aiq, Elissa looked at Alistair who was watching her as intently as possible. Somehow M'aiq got them a hammer to use against Morrigan, pretty silly as she spilled the detergent on Zevran who'd kill her but was too late, Alistair already used a bad joke on her and tried shapeshifting into a broomstick but instead he became a tree. "Is that Harold?" "No, its Potter, Alistair Potter." he answered quickly, lest anyone think otherwise. "Alistair Potter and all you others shall fetch me the shards of the detergent bottle M'aiq licked and then you shall walk on warm sands and rest to magically receive a healing potion in a mug," announced J'zargo. Unfortunately Leliana pick-pocketed it and promptly dropped a mini Leliana clone into the ... middle of them ....

IBS is about learning what foods set you off and what don't (I know as I've got it too and boy is it a pain in the ass, pardon the pun). It gets easier and you need to learn the right combinations of food and usually its the things you love the most that set you off :) Not fair but what the hell, for me its garlic, sweetcorn and chilli (I'm allergic now to the latter). Good look hun and watch what you eat is all I can say to that. Morning all and hope you have a good day :D

I've no idea are you?

Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out, Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeons and Dragons game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies with snot rockets coming from an overused cheese grater dipped in bullsquid acid and used as smoke bombs. Then, Ender killed the lights and dropped the most precious little gold ring ever into the well which meant Alistair had cursed the little thing like a trouper. Of course Alistair had woken the others who got angry and tried to get the ring off Alistair who did a barrel roll and threw Zevran down the stairs of Vigil's Keep and that's when Morrigan burst into song. Her voice sounded sexy, luring Alistair to want to kick Zevran for even being there. Morrigan then used a joke spell which meant that nothing could be taken very seriously. Once our heroes crossed the Bridge of Death, they found they were going to be in serious trouble. Morrigan's joke spell, with no map they tried to find out where they were, causing right old scene. Suddenly, a big bowl of macaroni & a wheel of cheese appeared before them. They stopped for lunch and ate the bowl of macaroni 'til they were drunk. Then, Fladnag appeared. "Oh Maker!" said Leliana, gasping like a landed fish. Then, Fladnag spoke, "Oh crap," he said, slipping over the spilt melted cheese nearly crashing onto Alistair while he got his sword, accidentally stabbing Fladang and causing a diplomatic incident, "Oops..." Alistair said, grinning. "Wad'ya mean "Oops?" Fladnag imposed while lying on Alistair's stomach tickling him with a fluffy cow. Suddenly, Zevran front flipped over both and kicked Morrigan in the groin, "Tis not a good sign for one such as you." said Fladnag. "Now we must all join hands and close our eyes and await tickling from flying monkeys." Crash, bang, whollop was what followed. Fladang then somehow found the secret of the Italian mariachi band's musical success, deciding to ditch everyone and run away with his dragon. But suddenly, Morrigan cut the cheese for another picnic and invited all apostates to swoop down for a ritual that will help Flandang to have bowel movements. "So, that's how it goes," Alistair murmured. He passed the Paper Spear of Doom to Fladnag, saying "I'll trade it for a lifetime's supply of pikelets." Fladnag was about to say "Yes" when he accidentally blasted the spear which burst into endless clones of Leliana. These Lelianas jumped onto Fladang who flew into Alistair, making him drop his cheese, "Maker's breath!" he spluttered, "watch where you fling your meatballs!" Alistair ducked and bumped his head knocking himself out. "Brilliant!" said Elissa as a stray bandit wandered into the tavern. Elissa picked up Alistair, poked Fladang and kicked the bandit before taking Alistair to Ostagar. When they were almost there they realized Duncan told them it was Denerim they were headed towards. "By Andraste's taste buds!... Where's the map?" The map that should lead them to a magical realm of nothingness in between Elissa's squishy head and Alistair's orange, dirty sock, was left in Elsweyr and is now in M'aiq's hands. So now they must find the blue magical armadillo`s washing machine or die horribly! They had laundry to burn, and they kept kicking a cat for luck. M'aiq appeared suddenly in the tub with the magical laundry detergent which turns laundry into cats or even into jelly filled ducks. Alistair stupidly emptied the tub and tried to use a sock to suffocate M'aiq but couldn't find a legitimate reason to waste a valuable moment in time, when he took an arrow and gave it to M'aiq, Elissa looked at Alistair who was watching her as intently as possible. Somehow M'aiq got them a hammer to use against Morrigan, pretty silly as she spilled the detergent on Zevran who'd kill her but was too late, Alistair already used a bad joke on her and tried shapeshifting into a broomstick but instead he became a tree. "Is that Harold?" "No, its Potter, Alistair Potter." he answered quickly, lest anyone think otherwise. "Alistair Potter and all you others shall fetch me the shards of the detergent bottle M'aiq licked and then you shall walk on warm sands and rest to magically receive a healing potion in a mug," announced J'zargo. Unfortunately Leliana pick-pocketed it... and promptly dropped ...

The above is a sheepish priest :D

Nite nite honey, get some rest and we'll speak later xxx

Granted now they make conspiracy theories coz they know how everything works. I wish this lovely weather would stay longer than one week outta 52 :)

You so made my day with this, couldn't stop laughing and I had to thank you so much :D

Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out, Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeons and Dragons game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies with snot rockets coming from an overused cheese grater dipped in bullsquid acid and used as smoke bombs. Then, Ender killed the lights and dropped the most precious little gold ring ever into the well which meant Alistair had cursed the little thing like a trouper. Of course Alistair had woken the others who got angry and tried to get the ring off Alistair who did a barrel roll and threw Zevran down the stairs of Vigil's Keep and that's when Morrigan burst into song. Her voice sounded sexy, luring Alistair to want to kick Zevran for even being there. Morrigan then used a joke spell which meant that nothing could be taken very seriously. Once our heroes crossed the Bridge of Death, they found they were going to be in serious trouble. Morrigan's joke spell, with no map they tried to find out where they were, causing right old scene. Suddenly, a big bowl of macaroni & a wheel of cheese appeared before them. They stopped for lunch and ate the bowl of macaroni 'til they were drunk. Then, Fladnag appeared. "Oh Maker!" said Leliana, gasping like a landed fish. Then, Fladnag spoke, "Oh crap," he said, slipping over the spilt melted cheese nearly crashing onto Alistair while he got his sword, accidentally stabbing Fladang and causing a diplomatic incident, "Oops..." Alistair said, grinning. "Wad'ya mean "Oops?" Fladnag imposed while lying on Alistair's stomach tickling him with a fluffy cow. Suddenly, Zevran front flipped over both and kicked Morrigan in the groin, "Tis not a good sign for one such as you." said Fladnag. "Now we must all join hands and close our eyes and await tickling from flying monkeys." Crash, bang, whollop was what followed. Fladang then somehow found the secret of the Italian mariachi band's musical success, deciding to ditch everyone and run away with his dragon. But suddenly, Morrigan cut the cheese for another picnic and invited all apostates to swoop down for a ritual that will help Flandang to have bowel movements. "So, that's how it goes," Alistair murmured. He passed the Paper Spear of Doom to Fladnag, saying "I'll trade it for a lifetime's supply of pikelets." Fladnag was about to say "Yes" when he accidentally blasted the spear which burst into endless clones of Leliana. These Lelianas jumped onto Fladang who flew into Alistair, making him drop his cheese, "Maker's breath!" he spluttered, "watch where you fling your meatballs!" Alistair ducked and bumped his head knocking himself out. "Brilliant!" said Elissa as a stray bandit wandered into the tavern. Elissa picked up Alistair, poked Fladang and kicked the bandit before taking Alistair to Ostagar. When they were almost there they realised Duncan told them it was Denerim they were headed towards. "By Andraste's taste buds!... Where's the map?" The map that should lead them to a magical realm of nothingness in between Elissa's squishy head and Alistair's orange, dirty sock, was left in Elsweyr and is now in M'aiq's hands. So now they must find the blue magical armadillo`s washing machine or die horribly! They had laundry to burn, and they kept kicking a cat for luck. M'aiq appeared suddenly in the tub with the magical laundry detergent which turns laundry into cats or even into jelly filled ducks. Alistair stupidly emptied the tub and tried to use a sock to suffocate M'aiq but couldn't find a legitimate reason to waste a valuable moment in time, when he took an arrow and gave it to M'aiq, Elissa looked at Alistair who was watching her as intently as possible. Somehow M'aiq got them a hammer to use against Morrigan, pretty silly as she spilled the detergent on Zevran who'd kill her but was too late, Alistair already used a bad joke on her and tried shapeshifting into a broomstick but instead he became a tree. "Is that Harold?" "No, its Potter, Alistair Potter." he answered quickly, lest anyone think otherwise. "Alistair Potter and all you others shall fetch me the shards of the detergent bottle M'aiq licked and then you shall walk on warm... sands and rest ...

omg I've sat here laughing myself silly at this. thank you so much for making my day :D

oh my goodness enough already. my win I think

yup, really, I don't think so :D

@ Georgiegirl, I've been using Wrye Smash and Nexus mod manager to check and reorder files. I did a complete reinstall last week and decided to take it slowly thinking all was well until I started "burrow" hunting and noticed missing meshes. Reinstalled again and then yesterday couldn't move around Ivarstead, couldn't fast travel and continually CTD'd. Checked with Wrye and it said that my Update.esm was corrupted so I deleted it and the Skyrim.esm and waited for them to reinstall but unfortunately it has installed corrupted once more. I'm now at a loss as to what could be going on as I'm basically using cosmetic and armor mods with a couple of location and utility mods eg Perfect Whiterun, Black Tower, Hideout, 3rd Era Weapons etc nothing that should be particularly game breaking. I may have to do a clean install and move the Skyrim game to a totally different directory and have two lots of Steam if you will running (it wont be just the Skyrim files isolated and hopefully uncorruptable). Will keep you posted.

Werne, sorry, I guess I'm tired, (mentally as well as physically) trying to puzzle out why cosmetic and armor mods can break an already damaged game :) I never had this problem with Oblivion and I've been playing Two Worlds and Amalur again as they are so user friendly. I just want to immerse myself in a different world and forget all about this one for a while. I will most probably go back to DA and play through those again from start to finish and fantasise about DA3. My apologies for being a little highly strung lately. My love to you all, dear readers Naomi xxx

@ Werne and I hope you are not referring to me as a moron as I am anything but. Skyrim is acting up for me and has from day one and I'm at the end of my rope £40 for a game I can't play is annoying in the extreme.

I'm giving up with Skyrim, its totally unplayable for me and I've had enough of it

I'm now totally stuck and when looking at Wrye Smash I get this error Update.esm: Unexpected subrecord: 'TES4.INCC' Error loading 'TES4' record and/or subrecord: 00000000 eid = u'<<NO EID>>' subrecord = 'INCC' subrecord size = 4 Update.esm: Unexpected subrecord: 'TES4.INCC' Error loading 'TES4' record and/or subrecord: 00000000 eid = u'<<NO EID>>' subrecord = 'INCC' subrecord size = 4 Update.esm is no longer in the list and once in game I can no longer move at all as it CTDs constantly. Can anyone help here please as I'm now ready to put the game away until there is a semblance of the game being playable with mods

Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out, Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeons and Dragons game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies with snot rockets coming from an overused cheese grater dipped in bullsquid acid and used as smoke bombs. Then, Ender killed the lights and dropped the most precious little gold ring ever into the well which meant Alistair had cursed the little thing like a trouper. Of course Alistair had woken the others who got angry and tried to get the ring off Alistair who did a barrel roll and threw Zevran down the stairs of Vigil's Keep and that's when Morrigan burst into song. Her voice sounded sexy, luring Alistair to want to kick Zevran for even being there. Morrigan then used a joke spell which meant that nothing could be taken very seriously. Once our heroes crossed the Bridge of Death, they found they were going to be in serious trouble. Morrigan's joke spell, with no map they tried to find out where they were, causing right old scene. Suddenly, a big bowl of macaroni & a wheel of cheese appeared before them. They stopped for lunch and ate the bowl of macaroni 'til they were drunk. Then, Fladnag appeared. "Oh Maker!" said Leliana, gasping like a landed fish. Then, Fladnag spoke, "Oh crap," he said, slipping over the spilt melted cheese nearly crashing onto Alistair while he got his sword, accidentally stabbing Fladang and causing a diplomatic incident, "Oops..." Alistair said, grinning. "Wad'ya mean "Oops?" Fladnag imposed while lying on Alistair's stomach tickling him with a fluffy cow. Suddenly, Zevran front flipped over both and kicked Morrigan in the groin, "Tis not a good sign for one such as you." said Fladnag. "Now we must all join hands and close our eyes and await tickling from flying monkeys." Crash, bang, whollop was what followed. Fladang then somehow found the secret of the Italian mariachi band's musical success, deciding to ditch everyone and run away with his dragon. But suddenly, Morrigan cut the cheese for another picnic and invited all apostates to swoop down for a ritual that will help Flandang to have bowel movements. "So, that's how it goes," Alistair murmured. He passed the Paper Spear of Doom to Fladnag, saying "I'll trade it for a lifetime's supply of pikelets." Fladnag was about to say "Yes" when he accidentally blasted the spear which burst into endless clones of Leliana. These Lelianas jumped onto Fladang who flew into Alistair, making him drop his cheese, "Maker's breath!" he spluttered, "watch where you fling your meatballs!" Alistair ducked and bumped his head knocking himself out. "Brilliant!" said Elissa as a stray bandit wandered into the tavern. Elissa picked up Alistair, poked Fladang and kicked the bandit before taking Alistair to Ostagar. When they were almost there they realised Duncan told them it was Denerim they were headed towards. "By Andraste's taste buds!... Where's the map?" The map that should lead them to a magical realm of nothingness in between Elissa's squishy head and Alistair's orange, dirty sock, was left in Elsweyr and is now in M'aiq's hands. So now they must find the blue magical armadillo`s washing machine or die horribly! They had laundry to burn, and they kept kicking a cat for luck. M'aiq appeared suddenly in the tub with the magical laundry detergent which turns laundry into cats or even into jelly filled ducks. Alistair stupidly emptied the tub and tried to use a sock to suffocate M'aiq but couldn't find a legitimate reason to waste a valuable moment in time, when he took an arrow and gave it to M'aiq, Elissa looked at Alistair who was watching her as intently as possible. Somehow M'aiq got them a hammer to use against Morrigan, pretty silly as she spilled the detergent on Zevran who'd kill her but was too late, Alistair already used a bad joke on her and tried shapeshifting into a broomstick but instead he became a tree. "Is that Harold?" "No, its Potter, Alistair Potter." he answered quickly, lest anyone think otherwise. "Alistair Potter and all you others shall fetch me the shards of ... the detergent bottle ...

That'd go down a treat for sure

I would imagine that it is a question if it is implied that something is being asked and an answer is required. At least that is what I believe a question to be yes?

and Werne you're right it should have been Subject lol. Gosh I got too much on my mind right now :D

After numerous reinstallations and a 6 month break and 4 more reinstallations I'm having the most horrendous problems with Skyrim. Can you guys look at the attached and let me know what you think. Have nothing on (mod wise) that changes the meshes or textures of external objects ie dungeons, burrows etc so am at a complete loss. I do not use the High Res Texture packs and when I tried to use the loose files ended up losing the mechanics ie switches etc wouldn't work. Had to tcl through things which defeats the object of even playing. I'm currently downloading the new drivers for my Nvidia 430 GT card and will take another look in the morning. However, I don't know why I should have to exit the game and reinstall to (hopefully) correct this problem. Any insights would be gratefully received. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198034300403/screenshot/558690946015589091?tab=public http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198034300403/screenshot/558690430801911978?tab=public sorry wont let me upload pics :( left links instead Naomi

Werne I like it, good for Skyrim or DA if you have the time or inclination and Slayer is SlayerPaul I think if I remember rightly lol

Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out, Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeons and Dragons game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies with snot rockets coming from an overused cheese grater dipped in bullsquid acid and used as smoke bombs. Then, Ender killed the lights and dropped the most precious little gold ring ever into the well which meant Alistair had cursed the little thing like a trouper. Of course Alistair had woken the others who got angry and tried to get the ring off Alistair who did a barrel roll and threw Zevran down the stairs of Vigil's Keep and that's when Morrigan burst into song. Her voice sounded sexy, luring Alistair to want to kick Zevran for even being there. Morrigan then used a joke spell which meant that nothing could be taken very seriously. Once our heroes crossed the Bridge of Death, they found they were going to be in serious trouble. Morrigan's joke spell, with no map they tried to find out where they were, causing right old scene. Suddenly, a big bowl of macaroni & a wheel of cheese appeared before them. They stopped for lunch and ate the bowl of macaroni 'til they were drunk. Then, Fladnag appeared. "Oh Maker!" said Leliana, gasping like a landed fish. Then, Fladnag spoke, "Oh crap," he said, slipping over the spilt melted cheese nearly crashing onto Alistair while he got his sword, accidentally stabbing Fladang and causing a diplomatic incident, "Oops..." Alistair said, grinning. "Wad'ya mean "Oops?" Fladnag imposed while lying on Alistair's stomach tickling him with a fluffy cow. Suddenly, Zevran front flipped over both and kicked Morrigan in the groin, "Tis not a good sign for one such as you." said Fladnag. "Now we must all join hands and close our eyes and await tickling from flying monkeys." Crash, bang, whollop was what followed. Fladang then somehow found the secret of the Italian mariachi band's musical success, deciding to ditch everyone and run away with his dragon. But suddenly, Morrigan cut the cheese for another picnic and invited all apostates to swoop down for a ritual that will help Flandang to have bowel movements. "So, that's how it goes," Alistair murmured. He passed the Paper Spear of Doom to Fladnag, saying "I'll trade it for a lifetime's supply of pikelets." Fladnag was about to say "Yes" when he accidentally blasted the spear which burst into endless clones of Leliana. These Lelianas jumped onto Fladang who flew into Alistair, making him drop his cheese, "Maker's breath!" he spluttered, "watch where you fling your meatballs!" Alistair ducked and bumped his head knocking himself out. "Brilliant!" said Elissa as a stray bandit wandered into the tavern. Elissa picked up Alistair, poked Fladang and kicked the bandit before taking Alistair to Ostagar. When they were almost there they realised Duncan told them it was Denerim they were headed towards. "By Andraste's taste buds!... Where's the map?" The map that should lead them to a magical realm of nothingness in between Elissa's squishy head and Alistair's orange, dirty sock, was left in Elsweyr and is now in M'aiq's hands. So now they must find the blue magical armadillo`s washing machine or die horribly! They had laundry to burn, and they kept kicking a cat for luck. M'aiq appeared suddenly in the tub with the magical laundry detergent which turns laundry into cats or even into jelly filled ducks. Alistair stupidly emptied the tub and tried to use a sock to suffocate M'aiq but couldn't find a legitimate reason to waste a valuable moment in time, when he took an arrow and gave it to M'aiq, Elissa looked at Alistair who was watching her as intently as possible. Somehow M'aiq got them a hammer to use against Morrigan, pretty silly as she spilled the detergent on Zevran who'd kill her but was too late, Alistair already used a bad joke on her and tried shapeshifting into a broomstick but instead he became a tree. "Is that Harold?" "No, its Potter, Alistair Potter." he answered quickly, lest ... anyone think otherwise.