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naomis8329

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  1. omg the children have taken over the asylum once again, typical
  2. @ SubjectProphet - off somewhere nice or not so.... in any event, take care of yourself honey, will think of you xx
  3. Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair... who stood on ...
  4. sleep, what in heaven's name is sleep. I'm lucky if I see my bed, never mind actually getting in it lol. I hurt so much today I'm lucky if I'll ever tango again :)
  5. I think you're all nuts to be completely honest lol
  6. haven't a clue to be honest must be the caffeine intake (no longer smoke so it isn't that lol). 57 kids at today's birthday party and I survived altho I hurt in places I didn't think I could :) the musical statues nearly did me in xx
  7. party time and I got through it lol
  8. Did that with one of my 24yr olds 8 bridesmaids and a bride plus one page boy and girl. Gosh it was horrendous and then the wedding got called off. Could've murdered both of them lol xx
  9. Oh good grief, will you children please grow up and post something sensible "......." huh, if you can't say something nice and proper don't say anything at all (as my mom would say, slightly adjusted for dots lmao).
  10. Prom is in June, her sister and I have found "The Dress", it was gonna be a surprise but no she wants to see it and try it on. I suppose that's only fair as she'll be the one wearing it. She was there when we bought her first formal gown for the High Sheriff's Garden Party when she was 13. Gosh the stress is doing me in lol xx
  11. Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python which doesn't..... like cheese coz ...
  12. @ChuckFinly no idea... wondered that myself lol
  13. Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python.... which doesn't.....
  14. nope as there was no punch line.... you'll get an headache bashing your head against the wall like that you know :)
  15. Fine, tired, but pleasantly so as I'm running round organizing birthday parties and sorting out prom dresses etc ... great fun but tiring xx
  16. hectic as usual... birthdays wall to wall between now and October. Daughter's 1st prom in June too so running round like a loony toon lol. Having fun as going nuts... same old really lol xxx
  17. Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese
  18. It does help, does it not, if someone actually posts something other than dots. Words of wisdom, something funny or profound that should win it lol
  19. Remember I love you nephew, always thinking about you and the rest of the family xxx
  20. You gotta take the floatation devices off first tho hun :)
  21. got ya honey, glad you're ok and not drowning in trolls xx
  22. he's also the bringer of death and evil. I shine brighter than any star and therefore defeat evil with my saintly brightness :)
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