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Maharg67

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"If you want to know who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." - Abraham Lincoln

 

Am I the only one here who isn't BLIND to the WORLDWIDE DWARVEN CONSPIRACY?

Thanks for letting them know that we know about the conspiracy. All these years we have been watching them and keeping track of their movements. They always thought they were getting in under the radar, now you have alerted them to the fact that we know.

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Of course murder is wrong! I have been murdered five times so of course I know of such matters. And people don't think I know what I am talking about!

 

As for Holland, well there are plenty of dykes there to plug holes in but lets not go there as flooding is not central to this discussion. Again I refer to extra virgins and indeed humbly except that mass production of such a scarce commodity is hardly likely. So perhaps there are highly refined factories, somewhere in Europe, producing fine quality extra virgins along with luxury cars, wristwatches and strange sausages. Yes, you indeed got me there, Nintii, but beware for my debating power has just awoken and is becoming more dangerous by the second. After a nice bath, a good cup of tea and a nap, I will be ready to strike.

 

Five times only ?

My word, dear Watson ... what a brilliant deduction ... I lost count at six, when I last stuck my finger into one of those dykes.

Yes indeed, it was murder most foul when the factories flooded and the strange sausages wearing wristwatches ran for

high ground.

Have you ever seen a sausage jump ?

I thought they were drugged, but no, I discovered that it's quite natural for them to do the "bendy bit" and then straighten out

again ... memory they call it.

You know when you squeeze a sponge in your hand and then release it, it bounces back into it's former shape ... memory.

Btw, rubber especially Ethylene Propylene Diene Monomer has an excellent memory though the trick is to keep the black

carbon low so as not to create an electrical circuit that ultimately promotes rust and would have been simply brilliant

as a plug in the dyke.

But well you know how it goes, too many plugs not enough holes and somebodies got to pay for it all ... equals murder.

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