The Good Instruction Game

[billyro]

This game is pretty easy: someone asks for help with a certain problem, and the next person writes up a wacky way of solving it.

 

 

 

For example -

 

person 1: "What is the best way to cut down a tree?"

 

person 2: "Get some explosives and a tin hat, cover the tree in barbed wire, flick some pepper and piri piri sauce onto the tree, kick it once, throw a rock at the tree from a distance, swear at the tree, flip the bird at the tree, use a shovel and dig under the tree, place explosives under the tree, light the explosives, let the explosives do their work, profit."

 

This is purely for fun and none of the instructions should be taken seriously. :D

 

 

 

I'll start...

 

"What is the best way to cook steak?"