Abramul Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 If Vvardenfelle had radio stations (not unrealistic, according to one archeologist), what sort of ads would they have? My idea, and a lame one at that:---Scuttle, it's what's for dinner!--- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilvish Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 How about? Nix Hound, It's what's for dinner. - Vvardenfell Hunters Guild Promise her anything, but give her Bug Musk. - Great House Telvanni Our strength lies in individual discipline. I am a Legion of one. - The Imperial Legion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caldera_modshop Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Solstheim, Walking in a Winter Wonderland... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThetaOrionis01 Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 'Why walk if you can ride?' - Caravanners' Club of Vvardenfell 'Visit Mournhold - where every day is a perfect day' (voiceover over Lou Reed soundtrack) - Mournhold Tourist Board Seasonal special from the Mages Guild (voiced over the music from the 'Snowman') -'Walking in the air? No problem with an exclusive rising force potion from your local Mages Guild' 'A nixhound is for life, not just Nerevar Day' - Imperial Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaSalad Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Scrib Jerkey, da da da dada I'm love'n it! Go Imerial legion MMAMS: Morrowind Mothers Against Moon Sugar lol funny topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caldera_modshop Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Call the MNHS if you want to give up Skooma (rip off of the antismoking advert) Vote Dagoth for President! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaSalad Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Telepathic match making, By the Televani Match Making Mouth. Scrib Nuggets, now with all white scrib meat! Bad Reputation? No Reputation? No Problem! Come on down to the Rent-A-Guar and we'll set you up with a quality used or new Guar of your dreams! Ascadian Isles cruse lines, From Azura's to Sheogorad and Bitter, coast to coast we'll show you the most! lol I hope these arn't too lame enjoy lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermy Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Come on down to Caius Cosades house! Join the Blades!P.S. We're meant to be secret, so don't tell anybody about us! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pack Rat Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Do you also have tiresome feeling everytime you finished another battle?You bet!Do you wish something more relaxing?Go on...Do you wish to be more social?Girls, girls! Show me the girls!Do you wish fully provided accomodations without having to pay one cent?You read my mind, brother! Then why dont you become a slave? Fully provided accomodations, a social job, away from the battles. Come by and see! Magic slaveband included. For more information visit any slavemarket in your town.Slaves Inc. does not allow refund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted December 11, 2004 Author Share Posted December 11, 2004 So long as you aren't in Tel Branora! "Jobasha has so many books that the Temple has an ordinator to guard Jobasha"That'd actually be a good enough line to get me to shop there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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