Gabbemaster Posted January 21, 2005 Author Share Posted January 21, 2005 ... made him fall to the ground, and socked the ground instead of Dark0ne. Unfortunately, the ground was hard as hell, and Soggie started to scream. "Come on! Put a sock on it!" yelled Soggies brother Boggie, "Hey how hard can it be? Pull your socks up now"... But Soggie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermy2 Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 ...accidently banged himself against a wall and gained amnesia. Fortunantly, he didn't fall into a coma or anything. He then started rambling about vampirism and sucking blood. "FEED ME YOUR FLUIDS!" he screamed. Boggie was forced to smack is poor mind-stricken brother. He was horrified at the powers of walls. "Snap out of it!" Soggie, with his body comepletly controleld by his mind, started growing fangs due to his thought that he was a vampire. He bit deeply into the neck of Boggie, and Boggie blacked out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDRud216 Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 When boggie opened his eyes his brother was still sucking on him... "Get off you weirdo!" he cried before removing the ketchup packet he had been storing inside himself. Soggie backed off immediately, fleeing the scene in a frantic quest for tomato, and tomato based products. Just then a shadow crept along the ground, looking up in the midst of battle they all saw it... giant, blocking out all sunlgiht... the object was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThetaOrionis01 Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 Dark0ne :grin: The socks cowered in anticipation of his wrath which was surely about to be unleashed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermy2 Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 But instead i was a demi-human named Srath-nick-clock-clock came. He shaved the grass using his mighty lawn mower. He took his cane and started to speak like yoda. "Use the force, you must!" said Srath. As soggie returned, he had created a tomato cannon. "FEED THIS!" he screamed. He had grown wings and started flying around Srath and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 was surprised to find himself written out of the script completely. Boggie on the other hand was getting the sock army to toe the line. He had their favourite band 'The Pop Socks' play 'I've got you over my skin' to keep the mood sweet. He had to separate the short socks from the long socks because of their inferiority problem. (See Psychological disorders 105.3 The Small Sock Syndrome). To do this he used the criminal Dark Sockerhood Tong, many of whom had had long stretches inside. "We must annihilate the shoes," he exhorted. It was at this moment that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted January 25, 2005 Author Share Posted January 25, 2005 ...attack came... No one had time to really see what happened, but suddenly, shoes was everywhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThetaOrionis01 Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 The socks bravely stood their ground for a while, although some would never recover from a vicious attack by the stilettoes. They re-paired after being booted off the field by a particularly thuggish squad of 10-eyelet DMs, and bravely launched a counter attack which annihilated a furry slipper, a Wellington boot and an entire batallion of court shoes. However, it was at this turning point of the battle that the shoes revealed their secret weapon, and unleashed an evil looking regiment of PVC thighboots. The socks, having no boots to cower in, turned heel over toe and fled.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 ... The shoes tried to follow, but the socks was running to fast, and after a while the leader of the shoes, Mr. Big-Bad-Foot-Boot (Mr. BBFB), stopped and said: "Why do we run like this? There will come another day, when we will be more prepared, and then we can kill those damn socks as the socks they are!"The speach was followed by applauses from the other shoes, and they went home... But... meanwhile, the socks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 decided to seek support from the Girdles and Brassieres Buyers Emporium whose master, generally abbreviated to gabbe_master, appeared to be on their side. Little known to the socks, the gabbe_master knew all about the conflict. Although the shoes' spin-doctors trod very heavily on any wagging tongues, there were always the tale tellers. These sneakers had broken the news to many, afraid that the annihilation of socks might lead to direct contact beteen shoes and feet. The master told the socks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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