wraithguard01 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 he decides to take the free ice cream, but abandon the inflating-folds-to-fit-in-your-pocket-four-poster-waterbed-with-vibrating-matress and flee to Southern California to pick up the legendary 'ymorial chees-nugget teleportation device' that (using the space time continum theory) transports chees-nuggets to anywhere in the visible universe. However, time was running short, so he quickly took the magical sewer express to Biloxi to face King Kong once and for all. As soon as he crawled out of the sewer system and pointed the 'ymorial chees-nugget teleportation device' at King Kong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted January 23, 2006 Author Share Posted January 23, 2006 something strange happened to king kong. something very strange... very, very strange... so extremely über strange in fact... that... (oh yea... king of the one liners...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Only Gabbe_master had the power to put it into words. It was that strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted January 24, 2006 Author Share Posted January 24, 2006 no one could explain it... so, lets continue... eh... where were we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Far away in a distant galaxy the US Starship Pugwash was about to encounter the discworld. The effect would be profound on every living being whose name was an anagram of 'real big'. It was all on account of discworld at that moment playing Pink Floyd. What this did was.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted January 24, 2006 Author Share Posted January 24, 2006 turning all "real big things" in to "real small things".This was very good news for the "real false things", who ofcourse had "real small things" and therefor recived the opposit effect, resulting in their "real small things" turning in to "real big things".The problem was that all "real big things" was tunring in to "real small things" and therefore the "real false things" found themself inside a "realy impossible thing" were all "real big things" turned in to "real small things" and all "real small things" turned in to "real big things" at the same time in every moment at the same time... at the same time.The whole poo was a "real big mess", but what the now "realy confused things" wasn't aware of, was that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 the reality was only virtual so the real big things only became virtual real small things contained within real real small things that were virtually really big. It meant that the virtually confused real small things were virtually indistiguishable from the really confused virtual small things and as everyone knows that is so difficult to comprehend in virtual time that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle. (Which owing to the transposition in size was a lot easier than it had been except that a camel never goes where you want it to anyway.) Gabriel had been so powerfully affected that he was completely unchanged by it. Well virtually completely unchanged but for having turned into a real green and yellow polka-dot parrot with only one chat-up line. The parrot said "wibbler wobbler wug" which means 'hi, darling would you like to come to my place and view my real big Morrowind screenies' in an obscure dialect from a small planet somewhere to the left of Betelgeuse. Captain Jane Blewbackagain in charge of the US starship instantly fell in love with and married the parrot. Meanwhile in the virtually real virtual reality of the really virtual earth.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Povuholo Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 (edited) Everything was turning big and small. People got mad because their computer size kept changing, making them get killed with morrowind over and over again. Unfortunately humans only got smaller, and didn't got bigger after that. But some animals only got bigger. The snails and ants are ruling earth now. Can Gabriel stop them? Will it be possible to normally play morrowind again? Will the marriage be succesful? Will oblivion ever come out? Will i ever reach 300 posts? Will Gabriel ever turn normal? Will Gabriel have to start over learning to talk again?The answers are in this order: yes, yes........ Edited February 1, 2006 by Povuholo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted March 7, 2006 Author Share Posted March 7, 2006 And so it ends... I think. Oblivion will soon arrive at a store near you, and this is a time of change. What do you posters think? Shall we start a new one here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Povuholo Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 sure.. but don't call it a new one. The story never ends... So.. there was this boy called olohuvoP who was obsessed by oblivion. He was counting down the days. Then it was 20 march. Upon going to the store to get oblivion he saw that the system requirements changed. Still hoping the game would work on his computer, he installed oblivion. But, his computer sucked! He could not play oblivion. So the boy got incredibly mad... He had to play oblivion. HE HAD TO... Or his life would end. So he decided to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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