floggingmolly22 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Otterwonnan to go to the drug store to buy chewing gum, magazines, beer of the root kind, and chips so they would have supplies for the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Long journey to Firieo 12, a planet consisting of frozen jungles and semi-active volcanoes (please don't ask me how it got that way, it's a long story). Leif and James had compared their notes on the trade routes of various Spacial Empires (including but not limited to The Space Lobster and Crab United Army, The Space Guar Empire, The Dankinorr and The Feyioes), the amount of unrefined space ship fuel on the planet and the economics of running an outlaw planet. They soon agreed that this planet would be a good place to set up a refueling depot for their fellow space pirates/vikings pillaging in the area. So James called on his buddy Captain Silver 'Long' John (who had recently 'acquired' some fuel drilling and refining equipment) of the SS Lovely Lady and Leif called on his numerous kinsmen and they all blasted off to Firieo 12, ready to blow up/commandeer/loot anybody who got in their way....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopgoblin Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 ......but were ambushed by King Leonidas and his undead Spartans and Intergalactic Canadian Lumberjacks! The battle raged on for hours but in the end... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 The undead were defeated and the Intergalactic Canadian Lumberjacks joined the Space pirates/vikings.So they all landed on Firieo 12, each with their own motive:James wanted to make ridiculous amounts of money from a refueling station for space pirates/vikings.John wanted to get the heavy fuel drilling and refining equipment off his ship and make a profit.Leif wanted to provide his kinsmen employment.Veronica wanted to be the first woman to set foot on Firieo 12.Bubba wanted to eat the furry monkeys he had heard about..George 'Beaver' Cleaver and his Intergalactic Canadian Lumberjacks wanted to clear cut the entire planet's frozen jungles, but they also wanted to plant a tree seed for every tree they cut down so that by thew time they had cut the whole forest down, new trees would've grown back. It would be an endless cycle of cutting planting and growing!!!! So they all worked together to build the fuel extractor and when they were done....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItWotBeSoonBeforeLong Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Otterioa,a planet covered and watter and very little land,it also... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Skipping random interjection by ItWotBeSoonBeforeLong...................it was very pretty..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddrobb749 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 ...but destroying the forest was a foolish act. A legion of murderous, rabid squirrels devoured all of them, enraged by the senseless destruction of their homes. They drowned James in a lake of his own oil, they used John's drilling equipment against him, and slaughtered the rest of the pioneers with a barricade of thorns. The squirrels then seized the technology amassed by the Space pirates and began their own civilization, which specialized in exporting socks to other planets and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 ...acorn grenades. They then decided to enslave Earth, so they sent their king, Foamy, to Earth. Foamy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddrobb749 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 ...led an army of 5,000 acorn grenadiers (the grenades expelled massive barricades of shrapnels). Using Firieo 12 fuel-powered jet packs and oxygen masks scavenged from the humans, Foamy and his squirrels landed on Earth, where they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumballthechewy Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 ...killed millions of earth squirrels before deciding to ally against the common foe... HUMANS!!! so together they founded the Galactic Squirrel Army Federation of Super Bad Horror or GSAFSBH for a little shorter. then with Foamy & Chuck Norris the-squirrel-with-a-weird-(and vaguely familiar)-name as the king of earth squirrels continued their reign of terror but then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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