ShadowHunter Posted August 21, 2003 Posted August 21, 2003 Hi all this is my first post here. Ive been trying to read all the books in Morrowind and have finished the 36 Lessons of Vivec. Here is a litle of what I found in them. Vivec killed Nerevar to get Almelexia. This is found coded in 36 Lessons of Vivec, Sermon 29. Vivec is a Hermaphrodite (A man and a woman) Vivec chose a king for a wife and made a race of monsters which ended up destroying the west completely. The west is the home of the redguard. sermon 17 Vivec married Molag Bal (king of Rape) and had thousands of children. sermon 12 Nerevar was married to Ayem. sermon 31 There are several forgotton guilds. The sweeps (sermon 33) and the Shouts (sermon 8). The developers at Bethesda are some Ummmm...how to say nicely.......Liberal people. There is all kinds of sexual inuendo in the game and in the books I have read so far and some of it is fairly sick. Well im off to look around the rest of the fourms.
Switch Posted August 21, 2003 Posted August 21, 2003 yeah those sermon books are totally bizarre/sickening/worrying :blink: i wonder if half of em are lies... i HOPE half of them are lies... especially that molag bal one... i mean cutting off his feet? wha? scary :wacko:
The_Reaper Posted August 21, 2003 Posted August 21, 2003 ShadowHunter said: The developers at Bethesda are some Ummmm...how to say nicely.......Liberal people. There is all kinds of sexual inuendo in the game and in the books I have read so far and some of it is fairly sick. I seems you haven´t heard of crassius curio :blink:
HeLLL Posted August 21, 2003 Posted August 21, 2003 Yeah and he is VERY sick. <shudders just thinking about him> Where do those game designers come up with some of these ideas eh?
Switch Posted August 21, 2003 Posted August 21, 2003 HeLLL said: Yeah and he is VERY sick. <shudders just thinking about him> Where do those game designers come up with some of these ideas eh? god knows. probably the same place those sickos who made silent hill/silent hill 2 got their ideas from. :blink:
DragoonFurey Posted August 21, 2003 Posted August 21, 2003 The Real Beraeziah(sp?) has some sick stuff in it to. (and its probably all true) no wonder the temple baned it. Crassius Curio....ewww just ewww 36 Lessons of Vivic, well it says somewhere that the people know hes a sick basterd and just accept it without really publicizing it.
Rune Posted August 22, 2003 Posted August 22, 2003 Well, you gotta think about it. The game developers staying up late at night coding... countless hours of tiredness and coffee... they decide to have a little fun (with a little sick insanity). Thus the books and Curio are born. :rolleyes:
StargazerCorax Posted August 22, 2003 Posted August 22, 2003 (*Defends Silent Hill to the death!* They're not sick.. they just have vivid nightmares. Like I do after playing so much Silent Hill.. my favorite series in the whole wide world.. and now three is out. Oh yeah.) Wow, I really need to start reading these books for more than the levels. Thanks for that inspiration. And yes, "Uncle" Crassius is obviously the product of some pent up feelings at Bethesda.. I just got my hands on his play "The Lusty Argonian Maid" in which the main character's name is a slightly altered Crassius Curio, who asks his maid, Lifts-Her-Tail, to polish his spear. She comments that is's "so big!" and will take her all night. He says he's got time. *Shudder* And he called me muffin. That's it! *Whips out Trueflame and goes off to scorch Uncle Crassius*
Guest Posted September 3, 2003 Posted September 3, 2003 I don't know i was cracking up when I first saw Curio and those books. They were just so funny!
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