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TheCalliton

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If you are late, "Life is just a bowl of cherry pits".

 

If you got there on time, "Life is a bowl of pitted cherries".

 

If you got there there early, "Life is a bowl of un-pitted cherries".

 

If you reverse the last line with the first line you're getting things in the correct order most people prefer.

 

I prefer just buying a jar of pitted Maraschino cherries.

 

I WIN!

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This is the place that you...that you all made together, so that you could find one another. The most...important part of your life, was the time that you spent with these people. That's why all of you are here. Nobody does it alone Jack. You needed all of them, and they needed you.
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