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I'd like to know what this guy was drinking, and where I can get some.

 

http://i.minus.com/iioe63mu0L0yI.gif

I think I know what happened... and what he was drinking.

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I did, I even put my cooling fan under it, it's still ridiculously hot.

I know the solution, here's what you need to do:

 

Take an egg, break it and pour whatever's in it onto a plate.

 

Scramble it.

 

Close the laptop and pour the egg onto it.

 

Wait till the egg becomes edible.

 

Put it on a plate (wash the plate before that, you don't want slimy eggs, do you?).

 

Ta-dah, it's a laptop/hot plate hybrid, good for travel. :thumbsup:

 

I've always liked the butt.

I'm not going to lie. I thought everybody had a willy until I was five. I never saw my mother naked(thank god) and I only have a little brother so there wasn't any reason to think otherwise. I always knew about bewbs though. Bewbs are good but Hips are harder to fake so they are a good thing too.

 

 

Butts are good.

 

Breasts are good too.

 

Hips are better though.

 

Excelent for support, if you know what I mean http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/tongue.gif

 

By the way, I saw my mother naked once.

 

For some people that would be a traumatizing experience.

 

Luckily, I was traumatized already.

 

She was hot with the breasts and the arse and the hips.

 

And yes, I know that I'm a sick, perverted bastard for thinking that about my own mother, no need to remind me http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/biggrin.gif

 

I had to put it in the spoiler, this post takes a lot of space :(

 

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Black Blood of the Earth

My cousin brought some from the US last year.

 

Being a big fan of coffee, I tried some.

 

Never. Again.

 

It's like 2 packs of mentos and 3 pills of extasy downed with a bottle of cola.

 

Sweet like sugar and gives you one hell of a kick.

 

As I said, never again.

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