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Just been watching New Year celebrations on the other side of the world. Amazing isn't it to see others welcoming in the New Year and we're not even close yet :laugh:
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Just been watching New Year celebrations on the other side of the world. Amazing isn't it to see others welcoming in the New Year and we're not even close yet :laugh:

New year celebrations are funny to me.

 

People celebrating the fact that they are just getting older and older.

 

And we all know that being old means no sex http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/ohdear.png

 

That's why I don't welcome New Year, I spit in her face, kick her ass, take her name and proceed to kick her name's ass http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/armscrossed.gif

 

I'm young as long as I can destroy furniture by having sex on it and I intend to be young my entire life http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/biggrin.gif

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Its not how old you feel, but how old the person you're feeling :thumbsup:

Then I'm a three year-old http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/laugh.gif

 

 

 

Anyway, let's talk about something happier.

 

Like the fact that some kids decided to play football and kicked the ball into my girlfriend's rose bush.

 

Big mistake.

 

So I tore it to shreds, it looked like a peeled orange http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/devil.gif

 

And then they started to cry.

 

It was so funny to watch them cry, I'm still laughing when I remember it http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/laugh.gif

 

I guess New Year without a ball won't be too happy for them http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/biggrin.gif

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