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The last poster wins


TheCalliton

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Greetings and many salutations good fellow forum-goer:

 

I am writing this to implore to you the importance of finishing reading the entirety of this post before you make a reply, as the contents of this post are so vital that, should you not know them, you could mistakenly make a very grave error that could cause a permanent rift in the Nexus. Now, as I believe I have thoroughly convinced you of the vitality of this post, I shall get to the heart of the root of the cause of the problem. You see, in fact, the cake is a lie. Because of this, everything we have known and assumed to be true up to this point cannot be trusted and the last poster will not, in fact, win. If you are the last poster, you have likely already lost, though you do not know it. I wrote this to warn you of the grave dangers at my own risk. I can only some there shall be some fool who comes along that is either ill-fated or stubborn enough to think they know better and posts, so I am no longer last and as such no longer the loser.

 

Now, fellow forum-goers, I say to you:

This is Sparta.

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