Deleted54170User Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 :mellow:http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/17506135.jpg http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/devil.gif can you actually see a vision projected from your head out of your eyes so you see them floating around the room like tweety birds after someone hit you with a knock out punch?Pretty much that. And everything I look at turns into a vagina, even my TV remote. http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/mellow.gif After getting knocked out several times I was informed that if I did not quit fighting I would become punch drunk. Now I know what happened to my sex drive. All those boys protecting the prostitutes who thought I should stop trying to pick one up caused me to figure out what the men were who were hanging around in the place. They were cow punchers waiting their turn, they were gay cow pokes sucking letting the other queer bulls ride em cowboy. Now I know I am heterosexual too. My mind keeps floating back to the range and slipping down into the valley so low. Down in the valley, the valley so low, I found my true love etc. Now I know why those other guys were getting away with the stuff they were when I was aiming my pistol at the girls. They weren't cowboys. That's for sure. Now I can go back to the pill bottle and finish my day off without any more wonder. Night, and bye! See ya in heaven, limbo, or hell. Where ever I end up. Thanks. Now that i have thought about it, it all makes sense. I wasn't supposed to approach the women. I was supposed to wait to see if they Prost's approached me. Sorry ladies. Hard on talks faster when all we are is a gun for hire and got no brains. Now that I found a brain cell that's clear. No wonder I am hanging around here. No female body likes me at all. And I don't have any sparks in any other department. So yeah, a good nights sleep will do me good. And I can go back to the woods and let natures church take its course on old flesh. Bye ladies. Night night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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