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Picture Simini Fralinie, bookseller extrodinaire for some really creepy pick-up lines

Care for some light reading?

What a joyful display. >Edit< this is when you stand neked in front of him. Dont ask

What may I do for you?

My pleasure, madame. Truly.

Well, hello there

Should you need something, I would be happy to oblige.

 

And top of the list

 

I think you'll find my books very enlightening.

 

brrrrrrr :unsure:

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Well i think it was after buying a potion in the Ald Ruhn Mages Guild i heard a voice say something like "I don't remember teleporting suddenly i just stood there, naked and alone."
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Well i think it was after buying a potion in the Ald Ruhn Mages Guild i heard a voice say something like "I don't remember teleporting suddenly i just stood there, naked and alone."

 

I think it was "I don't remember teleporting, but there I was, standing naked, and alone" something along those lines. :)

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Well i think it was after buying a potion in the Ald Ruhn Mages Guild i heard a voice say something like "I don't remember teleporting suddenly i just stood there, naked and alone."

 

I think it was "I don't remember teleporting, but there I was, standing naked, and alone" something along those lines. :)

 

LOL I always want to ask ' For how long ' when I hear that

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When an ascended sleeper says "The sixth house has risen" it sounds like he's taking a dump.

 

Or in Tribunal, an Imperial guy in Mournhold said that he could eat a babys arse through a sewer grate. :wacko:

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When an ascended sleeper says "The sixth house has risen" it sounds like he's taking a dump.

 

Or in Tribunal, an Imperial guy in Mournhold said that he could eat a babys arse through a sewer grate. :wacko:

 

o_O

 

That's...cute.

 

Some of the stuff Therana' says...

 

"Tell my mouth that I wanted a Khajjit fur skirt, but don't worry, I've got one now."

 

It took me awhile to connect it properly with the events that has just happened, but when I got it...it was...funny, albeit savage.

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