Slasher69 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I've seen a photo of this creature who was recently shot in Texas. It was doglike but had no hair, had a tail like a rat's, huge fangs, and long sharp nails. Scientist believe that this unknown creature is El Chubacabra the infamous "goat sucker." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marxist ßastard Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Well I'll be damned -- not only does it exist, but you seem to be the first one to hear about this amazing discovery, so there's obviously some spectacular coverup going on! You'll have to give credit to those English, though. Even though they miscalculated the creature's territory as Wales, they've still accurately predicted this breakthrough for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilvish Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 This has been in the news for a while. A guy in Elmendorf Texas says he shot a strange creature and then other people started reporting sightings. The photos look like a sick, mangy coyote or dog to me. The original guy had a DNA test done but said he didn't like the results and wouldn't reveal the results. It seemed like the stories died down then. What is causing mysterious deaths of domestic animals all over the world? Sometimes they are mutilated in strange ways or their blood has been drained. Is it the chupacabra? Of course not. It's the UFOs. Definitely the space aliens.Cryptozoology is fun anyway. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaanicOne Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 You'll have to give credit to those English, though. Even though they miscalculated the creature's territory as Wales, they've still accurately predicted this breakthrough for years. I know, aren't we just brilliant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marxist ßastard Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Brilliant until you factor it in with the spelling mistakes per capita for your dreadful little island. The way I figure, you break dead even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveme4whoiam Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Spelling mistakes? Well, golly gee Sally-May, I guese them-there ol' rednecks can teeel us a ting or 2 abuot teh lingo tat tehy spak caled Eenglish. Ah wornder were in teh werold eet came from? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark0ne Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Brilliant until you factor it in with the spelling mistakes per capita for your dreadful little island. The way I figure, you break dead even. God bless America for breaking things that don't need fixing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wraithguard01 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Hey, sometimes you can't tell if something is broken unless you try fixing it. (Plus then you get into the messy debate of backwards engineering stuff) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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