Micko Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 was on the run from the law (bout 10 guards!!) and for some reaosn they started attacking each other n i made my get away ;) Happends all the time. When they are more and you are in trouble, they use thier bows and they hit each other. Funny to watch :D That's about the worst thing in the game for me. I agree it can be amusing but I also find it very immersion breaking. "oops I hit you with an arrow, bit of both our fault, I was aiming at the badguy, you kinda moved." "die, dog!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red Death Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 One of my Battlehorn man at arms was figting goblins, in the middle of some trap that shoots a lot of arrows (coming from multiple directions) didn't take lon for them to die and they all fell down together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burningwreckage00 Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Running in front of me when I'm launching a Nuclear Blast with Midas Magic. Truth is, I haven't really seen, nor do I remember watching a monster die a horrible, dumb death even when they run right into and Ayleid trap. Maybe a stunted scamp getting crushed by a rock slide. Usually their dumb death are caused by me pushing them into traps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weihoppa2 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 This is not technically suicide, nor is it done by monsters, butrather the incredibly dim Imperial Legion Foresters. I saw two going after the same deer when one accidentally hit the other,naturally resulting in them shooting at each other until one of them died. It was not only good entertainment, but it was early in the game andI was able to get a nice full set of armor by looting the corpse. So thats what that nose was for!Skeletons are pretty bad about committing suicide on any traps around. =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majikmonkee Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 (edited) I just never get tired of when guards are pursuing me and I beat them down a bit, then head down a steep hill and watch them go jetting through the air over me, only to land and die at the bottom of the hill. Dead guard, and no bounty! Where do these guys get their training? Edited December 18, 2010 by majikmonkee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RatcatcherOfKvatch Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Having an NPC chase you into water only to drown in ignominy pretty much takes the cake.For me it happened in the necro cave on that mission where you're supposed to acquire your unfinished staff. "Showing your face was the last mistake you'll ever make!"..."Glug glug ... aaaargh!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Oriole Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Mine was a dead troll which had a note on him/her : Mee wurst troll evurrnobuddy pay brijj toleme nott sceary enufmee gett drunc an kil sellftroll droun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majikmonkee Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Mine was a dead troll which had a note on him/her : Mee wurst troll evurrnobuddy pay brijj toleme nott sceary enufmee gett drunc an kil sellftroll drounYeah, that troll is awesome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandsOfTime404 Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Stupidest way a monster can kill itself? By attacking me. 8)Lol I personally like the Adoring Fan. Tell him to beat it, and he'll just go run off a cliff. Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RatcatcherOfKvatch Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 (edited) Oh, oh! That Ayleid dungeon where the hallway is trapped by a big spiky moving grate. "Now you die! I keel you!"Clang clang clang ...."Aaarrugh!"*cough* *cough*"Now you die! I keel you!"Clang clang clang ... (yes, again)"Aaarrugh!" He went up against that grate 3 times trying to get to me. I just stood there and laughed. An honorable mention goes to the Dremora (or maybe it was one of those other dudes with horns in brownish-gold armor, I get them confused).He was standing right in front of the rather poorly-conceived "spears-coming-out-of-the-wall" trap, perhaps one of the most obvious, least-well-designed traps ever invented. "Join my trophies, Knight!"Shing!"Aaarrgh!""Fall, pathetic worm!"Shing!"Aaarrgh!"The spears didn't seem to do much damage, but it was hilarious to be fighting this guy who's getting stabbed by his own trap while he's trying to insult me. Have axe-blade pendulum traps ever done anything but inflict casualties on the enemy? Those things are like the adventurer's best friend. If you really wanted to f**k players up you'd build spike pit floor traps but put the spikes on the edges of the floor. The first thing we do when the floor starts to fall is hug the edge. What a rude awakening for which we'd be in store if people who thought like we did designed traps ... Edited December 20, 2010 by RatcatcherOfKvatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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