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Needs to be quoted if normal users can't see it, Ben!

 

Transparency and all that.

 

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Daaaaaaamn! She's so ugly, that when someone makes a dragonborn with that body in their game, the Imperials and Stormcloaks settle their differences long enough to "Slay the foul beast".

 

She's so ugly, that "Essential" NPC's manually revoke their "Essential" status to end their lives after handing her a quest.

 

She's so ugly, that marriable NPC's would sooner hunt down dragons than say yes.

 

She's so fat, that when she chose to accept Harkon's bite, he contracted Diabetes.

 

She's so ugly, that all Trolls and Horkers in Skyrim have marriable dialog options just for her.

 

She's so ugly, Mirak sent his cultists to kill her long before she became Dragonborn.

 

She's so ugly, that Khajiit have to add a disclaimer to their Skooma, "No matter how high you get, you'll never be high enough to say "yes" ."

 

xD Sorry, I'm done.

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