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WARNING: INNUENDO!

(although if you're old enough to get it you shouldn't be bothered by it)

 

 

It is the last question on a medical-themed game show. Whoever gets it right gets two million dollars.

 

The judge calls Miss Finn to the stand and asks her: "Miss Finn, what part of the human body can, under the right conditions, grow four time it's normal size?"

 

Miss Finn blushes and says "I decline to answer that question." then sits back down.

 

The judge then calls upon the next contestant, Mr. Smith, and asks the same question. Mr. Smith promptly replies "The pupil." and wins the money.

 

The Judge then turns back to Miss Finn and says, "I have two things to say to you."

 

"First of all, you have a very dirty mind."

 

"Second, someday you are going to be sorely disappointed."

 

 

 

We like bananas, Because they have no bones....

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