thanateros Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 9th plane of hell, hey I guess me and him will be having a party down there....I took a test. Man this thread it OT, maybe some more elaboration by the author as to who this guy is might help, and some possible web links, because like all the others I too haven't the faintest what you're talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaCuda Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 Another fine mess you've gotten us into, DaCuda. :DHey! I'm only the scapegoat on that other board. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThetaOrionis01 Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 Oh, I'm sure we can soon fix that :lol: Dark0ne, does Morrowind Source have a vacancy for a scapegoat? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddGuy Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 please dont smite me with spambane, but, what might the 'k' word be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesaynothin Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 Why, It's the K word of course!! Its... Its... Nope, can't Theta's looking *runs away from spambane* Who's Bill hicks??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakin StormHeart Posted September 13, 2003 Author Share Posted September 13, 2003 You're in the right place. It's Bill. I'm living out in Los Angeles now so, you know, I like coming over here, you know, for the weather. You guys have weather. Cool. Los Angeles, every day, hot and sunny, today, hot and sunny, tomorrow, hot and, for the rest of the... hot and sunny, every single day, hot and sunny. And they love it. "Isn't great, every day, hot and sunny?" What are you, a f$@#&*g lizard? Only reptiles feel that way about this kind of weather. I'm a mammal, I can afford coats, scarves, cappuccino and rosy cheeked women. LA is the home of the pedestrian right of way law. What this law is, is if a pedestrian decides to cross the road, anywhere or any time on the road, every car has to stop and let this person cross the road. Yes, 'cos only in LA does common courtesy have to be legislated. Ha ha ha Every car has to stop. Pretty ludicrous in light of the city we're in now right, if someone steps in front of your car here, you speed up and turn your wipers on you know. "Bum ch, bum ch. Bad call brother. Rrr." "Must've had a bad day. I don't know." Stupid law. How may of y'all wondered like I did during the LA riots, when those people were pulled out of their trucks and beaten half to death. How many of y'all wondered like I did: Step on the vulking gas, man! They're on foot, you're in a truck... I think I see away out of this! That pedestrian right of way law. People are driving home, a gang of youths stepped in front of their truck, Molotov cocktails, clubs in hand, everyone of these idiots: Screeech. (Mimes waving people across road) (Mimes being pulled out of a vehicle by the hair) I guarantee you that Reginald Denney, that truck driver. Never gonna stop again as long as he lives. Could be an old woman with a baby carriage crossing the road, he's: Urrr, urrrrr. "Not today, baby." Not a time to quit smoking kids, hahaha This is an extract from one of his shows. The full transscript can be found at http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/orwel...ll/93/bill.html Go there and enjoy. And to the dude who said he did a test about what level Of hell he is going to, Well I have done that test too. And I must warn you, you have to be ready to answer to me. With the answer I got from doing that test, I will be the devils Right hand man. Oh yeah be warned, Bill Hicks is well known for his explisit languadge. :lol: Master Theif Drakin StromHeart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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