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[Deleted54170User]

It is painted the way the, "Electric Kool Aid Acid Test" Bus might have been. :thumbsup:

 

I read the book, "The Electric Kool Aide Acid Test" after a neighborhood kid, my older brothers friend, who was all grown up, tried to explain to me what he meant by, "Taking a trip without leaving the farm", and at the time I still did not get it.

 

What i know now from, "Dream Sleep Study" it might be similar. :blink: :mellow: :biggrin:

 

Did you pass around flowers every where, you went, in that painted up "VW Van" to help you pick up girls?

[jaysus]

lol i only watched the movie they made during their acid test tour as part of a timothy leary tribute thing, was bloody amazing :D

kinda wicked what influential dudes went on that roadtrip... even read one flew over the cockooks nest back in school tho i didnt know that the author was one of the crew members of the acid test tour back then, should have known, would have made for some awkward questions to insecure the teacher :teehee:

 

sweet bus btw :), a friend had a similiar one, was cool hanging out in it, had a fridge and all that fancy stuff like beach chairs and so on, however ours didnt have the sweet paintjob

 

and btw pag, flowers wether we live in the seventies or right now, always do the trick ;) dunno why, its kinda cheesy but oh so many gals like those smelly and colorful things, but dont rely on the flowers alone :P

had the situation once when i started picking flowers for that gal and my buddies joined in, the jerks, picking away all the flowers i wanted to pick, so i was left with the option to pick only the sweetest of flower i could find, ...just one perfect rose, well guess who won the prize :P, not the guys with arms full but the guy with the one honest blossom :wub:

 

 

lol screw the calendar, we should write a book "how to get laid, a practical guide towards lovemaking outside the internet, written by nerds for nerds", tell ya that would become a bestseller :whistling:

[Deleted54170User]

Okay Jay!

 

1. First of all stop dressing like a nerd.

2. Get contact lenses if you wear glasses.

3. Get rid of the shirt pocket organizer.

4. Dangle your slide ruler inside your pants in front where your zipper is.

5. Always check out the womens shoes first and gradually raise your eyes to their chin. (Fear not! if they are interested they wont mind.)

[Deleted54170User]

Too Much information for the newbies, too soon. Just thought those who are watching this thread, it is wise to know, I am 60 years young.

 

I have only missed the married life by a couple of steps.

[jaysus]

lol pag :D

"oh, do you like me or why is somin poking my side?" "nah thats just my slide ruler, some guy on the internetz told me bout it, said it would attract gals" "ah... yeah... erm, i got to get back to my cubicle"

 

just one thing that missiles me, why look at the shoes first? im not a gal! i, like any real man, give a damn bout those as long as theyre comfy and dont look totally awkward :P, good ol osiris sneakers with a secret compartment ftw! or for longer trips go meindl... sure sounds old school but they simply rock, once you go hiking for a few days youll know why you should choose meindl...

i usually start looking at the eyes first and make my way down, dunno, am a face and bum person :teehee:

but maybe youre right and its better to start low so they think you were distracted and then started to pay attention only to their eyes instead of getting their attention first through the eyes and having them realize you start watching their bottom... :ninja:

or maybe youre just a shoe fetischist... yupp, that must be it...

 

nah actually i dont have any of these problems, im just not meeting that many sweet gals i actually deem worthy of my manlyness atm for some reason, yes girls, thats right, im free for all, just pm me your bikini pics :P

heck thatd be a cool new contest! the nexus bikini contest! ...winner gets a date with me :wub:

pag doesnt need one he knows all the dirty tricks necessary to be succsesful without a contest :tongue:

[Deleted54170User]

You covered the reason for looking at the shoes first, fairly well, I think. Sort of gives you a clue what their mood is. First impression for "good ol osiris sneakers", "feel like running?!" Are you a fat boy too? If you are you might want to look for someone wearing a different kind of shoes.

 

Robin Hood chases Maid Marion about until he has a run in with a trees root. He trips, falls, and get tangled up. Maid Marion returns to see what if anything she can do, and finds Robin has been roughed up by the woods, funning with him as they do. Maid Marion untangles his living flesh, feels his beating heart, and then he finds she likes his smarts.

 

(Keep in mind guys, and Jay, make sure she is interested before you start the chase. Today they have laws against stalking women, and, I have read they have them to stop women from doing likewise to men.)

[SavageArtistry]

Some woman can't stand violence, and many video games are violent.

 

LOL Watch my two favorite animes and then tell me if I have a problem with violence.

 

Berserk

Hellsing Ultimate

 

Calendar! Yeah! :biggrin:

AND!

Wet T-Shirt contest! Yeah!

Okay, maybe not a wet T-Shirt contest.

 

This idea would only be fair if the guys on the forum consented to being photographed in their underwear. :laugh: Also, I would never consent to this idea anyway. I look like a nerd... a nerd with boobs, but still a nerd.

[Deleted54170User]

I look like a nerd... a nerd with boobs, but still a nerd.

 

 

Jerry Lewis in, "The Nutty Professor" looked like a nerd too! And he did not have a big nose like, "Dean Martin" who he portrayed as the cool guy he turned into in the movie.

[Pushkatu]

I look like a nerd... a nerd with boobs, but still a nerd.

 

Woot, woot .... that is the big difference. Call me what ever you want , but I like boobies and girls with nice boobies. Of course there are other things that you need to take into consideration, but that is up to you and what YOU like. I think it's a natural thing, at least for me. Man.... (and he remembers some nice moments with girls around) have you ever hugged a girl you like? It's like ... GREAT?! :biggrin: Those seconds are better than sex, at least for me, again... girls are so nice... :blush:

 

 

Yeah...... :sweat:

[Bael]

I'll consent to being photographed in my underwear. Of course I don't look like a nerd, I look like a skinhead. Always fun getting accosted by a drunk native guy looking for swastika tattoos. Any way careful what you wish for, all of you.