Funny Quotes

[Surenas]

From "Where in the World Is Osama Bin Laden?" (2008)

 

Morgan Spurlock: [into a cave in Afghanistan] Yoo-hoo? Osama?

Morgan Spurlock: [speaking to an Arab interpreter] How do I say: "don't take me, take the cameraman"?

 

 

Take your protein pills, boys

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[DarkNinja13]

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted

- George Best, professional footballer (1946 - 2005)

[SilverDNA]

-"To annoy three generations of women at once,

it is enough to say to the mother,

the daughter has already the looks

of the Grandmother."

 

-"Anyone who takes himself on the arm, save others the work."

-"The first thing you lose with slimming, is the good mood."

-"Some women are like blotting paper, they take everything into itself and then give it back wrong."

-"Everything in the world is getting closed ... just my pants of course not!"

German comedian, musician, entertainer, actor, and poet.

Heinz Erhardt

[slygothmog]

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Terry Pratchett

 

Vagrant0..............it's your fault!

[SilverDNA]

Many's a long night I've dreamed of cheese — toasted mostly.

Ch. 15, The Man of the Island

Treasure Island (1883)

Robert Louis Stevenson

:thumbsup:

[gormonk]

JC OMG JC...ITS A BOMB JC......

the nameless mod

[TheCalliton]

Ta, come visit again! Or i'll pluck your eyes out! ha ha ha!

Sheogorath

[Vindekarr]

"aight, 'ere we go, WAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...." An un named Ork from Warhammer 40,000. Said Ork was at the time he said this immortal line, strapping a missile onto his back and then igniting the missile's engines in order to launch himself into the enemy... ...with seemingly no understanding of the likelyhood of that missile exploding as it indeed did mid flight. His last words were, as it exploded were "oi, why's da rokkit pack tickin? D'OH!" *BOOOM!*

[Genzel]

“If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.”

- Dave Mustaine

[spets21]

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

~darthVader