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Female Doctor: We just lost her...

Male doctor: (Towards clown doctor) Don't blame yourself.

Clown Doctor: Well I don't blame myself.

Male Doctor: Don't

Clown Doctor: I'm serious, I don't blame myself.

Male Doctor: Don't you do that.

Clown Doctor: Hey, does it look like I was blaming myself, because I-wasn't-didn't want to give that impression.

Male Doctor: This isn't on you!

Clown Doctor: I'm not blaming myself, relax! It wasn't my fault, if anything it was Beth's fault- (Mocking) "Oh! I'm not a doctor what do I do?".

 

-Childrens hospital

 

Cracks me up everytime. :laugh:

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Erm....dont get it :confused:

American humor i suppose.

 

I suppose...

 

It's suppose to be those one of those stupid shows where they make fun of everything, like familyguy. Yeah...I should of mentioned it wasn't a reality show. :laugh:

 

EDIT:It's crappy, but I actually found the commercial for it:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqRJgp3se_s

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If you cant get american humor Sly, try australian humor!

 

why did the first Koala fall out of the tree?

 

because it was dead.

 

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

 

The first one hit it on the way down.

 

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?

 

She saw the first two go off and thought it was fashionable.

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from one of the funnier scenes of Babylon 5

[A drunken Londo crawling across a dinner table and describing Centauri gods, leans toward Delenn.]

Londo: Have I ever told you that you are very cute for a Minbari?

[He crawls over to Garibaldi.]

Londo: Oh! And you are cute, too, in an annoying sort of way. Everybody's cute. Everybody's cute! Even me. But in purple, I'm stunning!

[Londo collapses on the table.]

Vir Cotto: AAH! He has become one with his inner self!

Garibaldi: He's passed out.

Vir Cotto: That too.

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“If Radiohead, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, and Portishead all got drunk, had crazy sex and spawned 2 offspring, they might sound something like MONORAL.” - Ancient Chinese proverb

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