Rhydderch Hael Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 One decidedly odd thing I've heard was Methredel happily telling me, "I see you're a follower of the Gray Fox, too!" and began talking about the Gray Fox and the Thieves Guild. Of course, that in itself wasn't odd: she is a Thieves Guild member, after all. What was odd was the fact that we were doiing this while Methredel was having dinner at the Bloated Float... ...sitting right across the table from Hieronymous Lex! :mellow: "Shaddup, Mettie— the cop dude is right there." Cap'n Lex seemed oblivious to it all, though. I really did begin questioning his mental acuity. While I was travelling from Castle Anvil to the Imperial City to deliver a certain message to him, I began wondering if he'd recognize me as the snitch who pointed out who was hiding that elven bust earlier on. Lo and behold, as I walked up to Lex to deliver his new orders, he said, "You look familiar..." right before I handed over the packet. I guess he is still somewhat sharp, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanos Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 i was travelling somewhere once, cant remember where, and i spoke to a guard (got bored :P) and he told me not to travel in the wilderness and to stay on the roads, a little bit earlier on i saw another forester guy dude, dead in the bushes... i thought it was quite funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBHis Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 i was travelling somewhere once, cant remember where, and i spoke to a guard (got bored :P) and he told me not to travel in the wilderness and to stay on the roads, a little bit earlier on i saw another forester guy dude, dead in the bushes... i thought it was quite funny I once met one of those guard-guys on horses... (I was flying with the levitate spell myself)He told me that there have been sightings of the Daedra... blah.. blah.When finished talking, he turns his horse and sets of right into the "bush"... I follow him (from the air) and he actully gets killed by this flame atronach... Where did THAT one come from? I haven't opened/closed ANY gates yet! Maybe the Kvatch one is opened at the start of the game, and one of them escaped the guards? Anyway, strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adras Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 I once met one of those guard-guys on horses... (I was flying with the levitate spell myself)He told me that there have been sightings of the Daedra... blah.. blah.When finished talking, he turns his horse and sets of right into the "bush"... I follow him (from the air) and he actully gets killed by this flame atronach... Where did THAT one come from? I haven't opened/closed ANY gates yet! Maybe the Kvatch one is opened at the start of the game, and one of them escaped the guards? Anyway, strange.Umm, unless I am mistaken or you have a mod, Oblivion does not have levitate spells. I dont know if they did that just to protect the cities from being found out (if you use the cheat to walk through the wall of a city from inside or outside, there is nothingness) or what, but as far as I know and have read many places, there is no levitate spell. Probably the funniest thing I have heard would have to be when the mages still say I'm the newest member when I am the Archmage (yes, I know this was already mentioned). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cryocry Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Two. Once, this guy said to my Imperial Guy:Look at the muscles on you!Hey, the Admiral Duncan pub is in London, on Earth. And don't think London is in the US, our capital is Washington, D.C.! And, after talking to an Imperial City Guard after the MQ:By the nine divines, stay on the roads. The wilderness just isn't safe any more. We've had sightings, you see... The daedra...Hey, buddy, a little behind on current events, aren't you? Or where you whackin' off in the barracks while looking at Tamriel Playboy when the Avatar of Akatosh cast Mehrunes Dagon back into Oblivion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion_2014 Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Lol.. here is my list: Falanu Hlaalu: By the way, do you know what the general fee for Necrophilia in Cyrodiil is? (to the reponse i chose) "Let's assume....no." Mirabelle Monet: "I run the Fo'c'sle. Sorry, no vacancy, my beds are are only reserved for seamen.' (whilst doing some searching in the private rooms, i'm suspiscious that there was a double meaning... hmm.." Any convo with Jeanne. General Characters: "I'm so happy to see you, i could just burst!!!" What makes this odd, is that i was only in the game for like, 15 minutes, and i had never met these people in my life.. Alves (Guiild Mage) "Frankly, i could smell it on you.. You must have stepped in... well, let's just say something that isn't very pleasant.." Weeben-Na: "Describing the rat menu" LOL!!! Scenario: I was in a Maruader's cave, and they had just killed me. After i died, they then proceeded to... compliment me? lol.. Your turn.;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D About the necrophilia,that is the funniest qoute I have ever heard in a video game, bar none. BTW(no offense meant) the full version goes: Falanu Hlaalu :"By the way, do you know what the general fee in Cyrodiil is for Necrophilia?" Player:"Is this your first offense" Falanu Hlaalu :"Let's assume...No." Player:"Then 500 gold" Falanu Hlaalu:"Thanks! That's nothing compared to Morrowind!" "Flyyyyiiiiing so— flyyyyyiiiiing so hiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. Cliff racer— in the skyyyyyyyyyyyy..."Case closed. :huh: Of course, "Home is where you hang your enemy's head." is going to be embroidered on my doormat now. I was going to give that guy a nice lightning bolt in the face, only to find he was a quest character :glare:. Two. Once, this guy said to my Imperial Guy:Look at the muscles on you!Hey, the Admiral Duncan pub is in London, on Earth. And don't think London is in the US, our capital is Washington, D.C.! And, after talking to an Imperial City Guard after the MQ:By the nine divines, stay on the roads. The wilderness just isn't safe any more. We've had sightings, you see... The daedra...Hey, buddy, a little behind on current events, aren't you? Or where you whackin' off in the barracks while looking at Tamriel Playboy when the Avatar of Akatosh cast Mehrunes Dagon back into Oblivion? Yeah.NPC's are notoriusly ignorant at current events. In Kvatch an npc said:"Did you hear about kvatch? The whole city was destroyed by deadra". Apparently he was asleep when scamps were clawing his kids eyes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBHis Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Yeah, the levitate spell is a mod. "Don't leave the roads!" like two second after he rushes straight into the wilderness and gets killed. ~ SPOILER ~Or that old waterfront lady when you have just joined the thieves guild:"Treason against the guild is punished with death" (~cirka quote)It turns out that she's a traitor herself... @EvangelionThere's this mod called "killall." Let's you kill everyone -- even the emperor! (That was fun. "Heard about the assasination of the emperor? I would give my right arm to find out!" "I can tell you! Give me your arm!") By the way, I heard Roger Waters with that cd of your (in your sig) live yesterday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ygern Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 I've noticed a couple:1. Amantius Allectus telling me that Amantius Allectus has been found dead - this is obvioiusly a mistake that slipped through unnoticed, nobody ever touches him...!2. Palonira has a glitch too (possibly affects all High Elf Females) when she told me the latest rumour about the Thieves Guild hitting 3 places on the same night, she muttered like a ventriloquist, 'oh wait, let me do that again' and then repeated herself3. Genuinely funny: there is a rumour about Dorven Arven, trainer in Alteration, who has 'lost his enthusiasm' for Alteration since the Levitation Act was passed. Obviously an easter egg from the developers who knew that many of us would be upset by the loss of Levitation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion_2014 Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Yeah, the levitate spell is a mod. "Don't leave the roads!" like two second after he rushes straight into the wilderness and gets killed. ~ SPOILER ~Or that old waterfront lady when you have just joined the thieves guild:"Treason against the guild is punished with death" (~cirka quote)It turns out that she's a traitor herself... @EvangelionThere's this mod called "killall." Let's you kill everyone -- even the emperor! (That was fun. "Heard about the assasination of the emperor? I would give my right arm to find out!" "I can tell you! Give me your arm!") By the way, I heard Roger Waters with that cd of your (in your sig) live yesterday... I would have the PC version if not for my crappy computer :closedeyes: but I have to settle for the 360 one. And you lucky male without a father, seeing Waters live :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docsavagesk Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 A guy sitting in a castle, I think it's in Cheyd, "...I'm no one to be trifled with, that is all you need know." Direct quote from Princess Bride. I even made my wife come in to listen to me talk to him a few times. I love that line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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