paganwannbe Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 pull out 1 ton of chocolate to naturalize the acid billions of 9 volt battery are chasing me to get my tongue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted October 24, 2010 Author Share Posted October 24, 2010 Use rubber. A spaceship has crashed in the middle of my living room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satanslilhelper Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Use technology you find on board to zap all trace of the crash away. I've eaten too much, and my stomach hurts, what can I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCalliton Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 sleep for a couple centuries i am being attacked by a crazed old lady with mutant powers and a butcher knife, what do i do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 You should have never done that I'm lost... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted October 25, 2010 Author Share Posted October 25, 2010 Ask for directions. I forgot to pay the electric bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindekarr Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Then sit back in your deck chair, sip a cold drink, and be glad you dont live in Australia. 'Cause our powerbills make your powerbills look like a minor inconvenience. My probationary period has ended and I am now legaly allowed to buy a motorcycle. Do I buy the fast one I really want and crash through the Pearly Gates at 299 KM/H on a burning Yamaha superbike, or do I buy a slow one, live, but be the runt of the neighbourhood's three toher awesome motorbikes(a hand made Chopper, a glittering new Ducatti Monster 1000R, and a heavily customised, hyper fast Buel of some type) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted October 25, 2010 Author Share Posted October 25, 2010 The first one, cause I'm feeling impatient. :whistling: I'm choking on a gumball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindekarr Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Reach back and grab it, pull it out. Im torn between my love of motoring in all it's forms, and the fact that the way we're going, we're gonna ruin the planet for a few more fast laps around Nurburgring, what's a devoted biker/driver to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted October 25, 2010 Author Share Posted October 25, 2010 Die with pride. :happy: A crazed, old lady with a shotgun is about to plow down my door. What to do? What to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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