Any Inside jokes you wish to share

[Oddjobbob]

If you have any funny inside joke's post them here, I have one.

 

Me and my dad were ordering dinner from a chinese resteraunt and when we finished our order the lady went come in 15 minute- no 10 minute. So when we hung up my dad screamed, "No, Ready NOW!" It always cracks me up becuase now we randomly scream the words "READY NOW!" in conversation.

[Povuholo]

This happened just a few weeks ago, while I was on holiday in scotland. We (my parents, my brother and me) visited the pizza hut one evening. We said what we wanted. A minute later someone came with our drinks. He didn't bring the drink my dad ordered. Alright, another minute later that problem was solved.

 

So we wait for our pizza's. Around 10 minutes later some guy walks to us with a pizza hawai, asking whether we ordered it. We didn't. A few minutes later our pizza's came, except the one my dad ordered. Something went wrong, they thought he wanted a pizza hawai, but he ordered a hot chick (that's a pizza). We start eating, and when we were finished my dad's hot chick ( :rolleyes: ) arrived. He ate him, we received a dozen apologies, then we paid and left.

 

One week later we decided to eat there once more. No problem with the drinks, my dad orders the hot chick again. Fifteen minutes later our pizza's arrived, EXCEPT the hot chick. They print out the orders, and my dad's order didn't get on it because the printer reached it's last bit of paper. So he had to wait again. When we finished, he got his pizza, plus another thousand apologies. The hot chick is cursed, if you ask me :unsure:

[phawk69]

I worked with a man who told the same jokes over and over again, so we numbered them :) Then, when he would go to tell a joke, we could just say 'Number whatever' and we would already have the punchline :)

[karkarinus]

Guy I used to work with had two particular traits: 1) He always tried to use big words and phrases, and completely buggered them up, and 2) He 'hung on' to the end of his words.

 

An example: A bloke comes into the shop (motorspares) and asks, "What's the 20w50 rating mean?" so he answers, "Well, it's the velocity of the oil, isn'iiiiit?" Guy says "The what?" he answers " It's the thickness, is'niiiiit? The velocity!"

 

Another guy comes in and he has a tape measure on his belt. Our colleague needs to borrow it, so he says, "Could I be so kind as to borrow your tape measuuuuuure?"

 

After a few months, people in the motor trade all over the city were deliberately saying, "I've got a funny antidote to tell you!" or "I'm not prepared to indulge that information!"

 

We exaggerated or made up quite a few, (like when we said that he didn't speak very elephantlyyyyy) but antidote and indulge are real examples of things he actually said! :P

[Rhydderch Hael]

This happened just a few weeks ago, while I was on holiday in scotland. We (my parents, my brother and me) visited the pizza hut one evening. ... A few minutes later our pizza's came, except the one my dad ordered. Something went wrong, they thought he wanted a pizza hawai, but he ordered a hot chick (that's a pizza). We start eating, and when we were finished my dad's hot chick ( :rolleyes: ) arrived. ...One week later we decided to eat there once more. No problem with the drinks, my dad orders the hot chick again. Fifteen minutes later our pizza's arrived, EXCEPT the hot chick. ... The hot chick is cursed, if you ask me :unsure:

Actually, it was simply the gods' way of telling you that chicken on a pizza is an abomination of the universe and its manifestation into this world must be prevented at all possible cost. You're fighting against the common good. "Just Say No" to chicken pizza.

[Mercbird]

My entire wedding last month is a bit of a inside joke for us.

 

As an agnostic pagan (easiest description of someone with half a archeology degree, who loves scifi and think wiccans are bunny huggers who read fantasy((nooffenseifthatworksforyou))and that Granny Weatherwax has the right take on magic) getting married to a non-practising anglican (with traditional parental units thrown in) spelled only one thing - civil ceremony.

 

So on the roof of the cradle of humankind confrence centre (which was built to look like a burial mound - pun no.1) we had a non-offensive pagan ceremony (in other words you wouldn't know it was one if you don't know) performed by a wedding officiator, who is (pun 2) a scientologist.

 

The best one though is that in the lobby of the building all four elements (earth, wind, fire and water) are represented as part of the visitors tour. I only noticed on the way out.

 

 

 

FIY The building is called the Tumulus building, at Maropeng. Link - http://www.discoveryourself.co.za/

[RedRocketTM]

Uhm... I know pretty much insider jokes you might enjoy, but if I'd translate them into English they'd loose the funny sense to you, but stil there's one I like.

 

In religous families it is said "no sex before marriage!"

All right, no problem with that.

Now I've had a boyfried who used to live at his grannys house. And named granny is one of those almost fanatic catholics.

Again, nothing you coulnd't deal with.

 

Then, one day she invited me to have dinner with them, and to get to know me.

We talked about all and everything, but when it came to what I belive in, I made a little mistake... ^^

 

Granny: So, you're catholic too?

Me: Oh no, I don't believe in god at all. But don't worry, I know! No marriage before sex, no problem for me either!

 

You can't imagine the look she gave me! She was totally shocked, and for a long moment I didn't even notice what was the matter. When I finally found out what was wrong, I've wished just to disappear and never have to come back too soon. ^^"

[Mercbird]

Hehe, I've had to learn to shut up about what I believe in a long time ago, my post here could be considered a lapse.

Dating catholic's can be tricky, and grannies even more so! I suppose the point of inside jokes are that they are not funny to anyone else...