you know you play fallout 3 to much when...?

[Omeletter]

You know you are addicted to Fallout 3 when you collect every single bottlecap you can find.

... when you speak like you had a massive brain trauma.

... you try to buy a house with said bottlecaps.

[Kazakovich]

When you're assaulted by old Fallout 2-purists armed with crowbars outside the pub.

 

When you tip over every single cow you ever find.

 

When you choose to walk through the tunnel rather than get aboard the train when taking the subway.

[ub3rman123]

When you understand that a shotgun and grenades is the only way to deal with a roach infestation.

You inquire about the laws on civilians owning a Davy Crockett Nuke launcher.

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[SweFerk]

Uh...You know you've played to much fallout 3 when you:

Stop drinking from toilets for fear of radiation poisoning

 

 

Did you drink out of toilets before you played fallout 3?

 

You know you play to much Fallout 3 when you realize that no matter how hard you try you just can't get from your home to the supermarket by pressing your arm.

[Kazakovich]

And even more so when you bring a good portion of your personal arsenal there with you. There could be raiders hogging the cereal shelf! :unsure:

[AliasTheory]

inb4youmakeatopiclikethis

 

You know you play too much Fallout 3 when...

 

You are surprised there are more than a dozen people in a room.

Los Angeles on a sunny day feels natural to you.

When you jump off a super tall building into water and think "I'll be okay."

300 pounds sounds like nothing to you.

When you feel troubled talking to people in everyday life because you don't have any dialogue options to look at.

You have a steady supply of bobby pins in your pocket.

When you look at your left arm for practically everything you do.

You find yourself constantly looking through trash bins, cabinets and other containers hoping for a sweet new gun.

[CommanderCrazy]

You know to play too much when you walk 40 odd kilometers and think "I wont need any water or food..."

[RedVexHK]

You know you've played Fallout 3 too much when

 

Entering a school,you spend a minute listening for raiders with your 10mm drawn.

The first thing you do upon entering the subway is check for ghouls.

You refuse to go to the Museum of Science in D.C. because there's Super Mutants inside.

Every dog you have ever owned has been named Dogmeat.

You were upset after your last visit to D.C. because you couldn't find the Anchorage Monument.

Your favorite suit is a "Chinese Stealth Suit" and you call your watch a Pipboy

[KDStudios]

Damn it, I take it I'm playing too much then =(

 

Oh my pipboy says its 5:15am

I better put Dogmeat out before I go bed, gotta set some mines up while doing that though...

 

 

[Sepherose]

You assume that reading a book with a title vaguely related to nuclear devices suddenly makes you able to use them.

You think that having a blueprint but no engineering skills whatsoever allows you to make crazy weapons out of random clutter.

You refer to trash as clutter.

You assume there is a Deathclaw in the shadows when you enter a dark room.

You boot your computer up and expect green text on a black background.