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Guars Aren't for Everyone


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Pack rat? Pack scrib? Pack cliff racer? Thats silly!

 

But seriously, none of those are believable. If you are going to have a beast of burden, it must be strong enough to carry your treasure. A good RPG should be believable at some basic level. Morrowind is not bad in that regard, but there are a couple of things that bug me:

 

A forest of toad stools the size of oak trees?? Where's the toad?? I don't want to know.

 

Bandits in caves that don't know how to leave the cave to come after a fleeing adventurer?? Okay, maybe that is all for the best.

 

Yea, Morrowind isn't bad at all. So why suggest the use of a pack rat????

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The Guar Lover

 

Oh guar, oh guar, incredible guar

Has anyone told you how lovely you are?

From the smirk on your chops to the tip of your tail

If I cut off your limbs you'd be sleek as a whale.

The rat and the nix-hound so fail to excite me

But a glance in your eyes cannot help but delight me.

And though not as strong as the stripey kagouti

It comes nowhere close on the question of beauty.

Don't mention the alit, too gruesome by far.

Just give me my elegant, loveable guar!

 

Lines on the back of a Morrowind Cornflakes packet

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The Guar Lover

 

Oh guar, oh guar, incredible guar

Has anyone told you how lovely you are?

From the smirk on your chops to the tip of your tail

If I cut off your limbs you'd be sleek as a whale.

The rat and the nix-hound so fail to excite me

But a glance in your eyes cannot help but delight me.

And though not as strong as the stripey kagouti

It comes nowhere close on the question of beauty.

Don't mention the alit, too gruesome by far.

Just give me my elegant, loveable guar!

 

Lines on the back of a Morrowind Cornflakes packet

LOL that's too good! You should have that as your sig Malchik! :D

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Dear Switch, I'm so chuffed that my verse made you laugh

But I penned it for Wolron, the guar make me barf.

Don't hate me! I find I like only the horker

(in Bloodmoon). Now that little beastie's a corker.

So no poem as my sig, it would be out of place

But thanks for the comment, I tell you, it's ace!

 

PS One odourless prosthetic foot size 9 on the way. Clean socks for Dark0ne.

 

PPS Isn't that thing on the wall - A FLY?

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Get Tribunal and goto the Great Bazaar in mournhold. they have the pack rats and they hold something like 100 or so worth of stuff. also, i know this might be off topic, but whats up with Corky from the arvel farm. i hope i havent killed him but he just dissapeared, i was having him follow me but he just kinda lags behind like that pack guar. is there any good thing about corky or is he just something to admire for a day or two?
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