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Standing on your feet is hard to do, because they are being used to stand on the floor, ground, whatever is underneath them.

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Hey Doc; I learned your last patient has only one personality.  They'd like to have my problem.

I can be any video character I want to pretend be.  Only when I quit playing that game I don't retain any resemblances to that character. 

Hey doc, when I was young and diagnosed to find out I have C. U. S. it wasn't funny.

I heard you joking about me the other day.  You told the nurse that now-a-days I am just an old C. U. S..

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I stood upon a foggy white sand shore.  I was sure of it.  Then I felt like I was flying.  That's when I knew I was not standing on anything and a cloud dissipated.  I found a stirrup.  Thinking I was about to get in the saddle on a horse.  I pulled down on the stirrup and was jerked harshly very suddenly.  I looked at the stirrup in my hand and realized it was a handle on a rip cord.  I floated down.  Crashed through that glass dome.  Then I landed on this couch.

You say you're a psychiatrist.  If all the broken glass wasn't scattered all around and the paraglider cords weren't hanging down from the ceiling I would think you might have hypnotized me.

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Please help me I am out of tortilla shells! I don't know what to do with my life without them!

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