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Pagafyr

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    Morrowind um ah finding good food

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  1. I ban you because your last ban gave me a story idea to test. And it faded when I realized you were a paleontologist whose been in Pan's tree house hanging out with the Lost Boys. Maybe you've even have been getting Tink to sprinkle some flying powder around so all of you could follow Wendy and the boys home to see they could get her parents to adopt them. Then Tinker Bell could have Peter all to her self again. She a smart Pixie gal. What do you say to that banned one? Maybe you should pinch yourself to see if you're awake yourself. I'm going to take a nap.
  2. Snore, snort, yawn. What? Did I just see Batman and Robin go by? Cough. Must of been dreaming? Oh! It's you! You sneaky Drakefell01 you. I visited your YT by the by. Now I know where your secret lair is. We can all gather there. Cause it's Friday! PARTY! Nice HOUSE you're building there. (Does he know any girls? ssh!) My gal want's to know if you've got a girl friend you're planning on sharing that place with? (ssh, I don't know him that well. He might be one of those happy people that are woke for all we know. Your sister already has a boyfriend! Shush now! Let the rest of us figure George out. 1st we'll find out who his tailor is.) I WIN!
  3. Takes a closer look at the the soaked remains of the suit disguise of Drakefell01. Yup! It's a disguise. Take your disguise to Riverwood and have it dried and pressed. When it's dry put your Drakefell01 get up back on. New Game!
  4. Once again the sun looks so friendly, warm, and bright I can't sleep knowing it is being so inviting when I could sleep til noon if the Shades had not been pulled aside. Now I can see who is sleeping still. I wonder if I should escape before she awakes and come back to serve her favorite breakfast, in bed. YAWN! Stretch. I WIN!
  5. I ban Geo... I mean Drakefell01 for trying to convince the Pachycephosaurus (what ever that is) that the Shepard's Potato Stew he has is better with beef when Shepard's Potato Stew has always been made with lamb. Lamb bits left over after a night with a lamb the Shepard tempted with mint jelly. The Shepard offered the sheep mint jelly to tempt the lamb into his trailer. Where when the young sheep was in the mood for love the Shepard pounced, because he was really a wolf in sheeps clothing that killed the Shepard. Now he had it made! He could get sheep and sleep in the Shepard's trailer while keeping watch over the Flock of Sheep all the while. A smart wolf at that!
  6. Out: The song by Deep Purple, Don't Fear the Reaper to cheer up the Black Knight trying to get up and take revenge on the false rulers of the Purple House of the Deep family who killed his parents and stole their homeland and castle. HIs mother put him in a weaved basket inside an empty mead barrel and tossed it down the castles river waste channel to save him from being taken alive. ( Played by a guy named Tony Curtis when he was in his 20's, or some age like that back when little white houses in the USA were thought of a man's home is his castle, before we were born. ) In: A frozen statue of a drake in a storm of snow cones raining down on it melting his iceberg shell off.
  7. Seeing Paarhurmax being used as a shield, I hid behind Paar. I piled up snow cones, whispered to Paar (We're old friends) get ready to shift to the left. I piled snow cone balls on his right wing overhead of Drakefell01. Ok Paar. lift your shoulder. All the snow cones fell on top of George. Beings that snow cones are wet it washed off his disguise so Paar could see he was a Middleton and not a Drake.
  8. A: They had fingers? Well, if they did and they picked their beaks allot that might have worn them down until they shredded the fingers so much they became thin paper. Since each new finger got shredded after awhile they had regrown them. Shredding more and with so many the papery shredded fingers under their extended arms it was discovered to give them a bit of lift if they waved at a friend. Before it was discovered that they could get a bit of lift several fell from the low branches of their home tree until one, lucked out and stretched out the paper shreds and glided to the ground. Thus no more crashing down on their heads after waving at the girl bird across the way on another branch they couldn't quite hop to. Which was where the saying came from, Dumb Birds. Q: Are Eurasian Collored Doves being mistaken for Mourning Doves? (The Mourning Doves barely get in a note before the Eurasian Collared Doves that invaded the USA start chirping. Sounds like they are saying to the other birds near their mates on the grounds, That is our stuff. Those Eurasian Collored Doves seem to be very teritorial once they move in. Not even a Robin will get back into the tree the Robin's ancestors roosted in for centuries.)
  9. At Sunrise I will wake and Win again! I WIN! Nighty night!
  10. A: It has something to do with hands not being in them to keep frost and cold out of the pockets. Rubbing the Lamp Genies Lamp to get the Lamp Jjin to answer might get a better reason. Q: Do Mourning Doves mourn?
  11. I ban zixi cause I got this one in just before turning out the head board lamps after I turned the computer rooms couch into a bed. Goodnight, goodmorning, or good afternoon! Where ever you are!
  12. A: How two feet were fighting because there was only one sock for them. Q: What does a duck say when it trips and luckily falls into the pond upright?
  13. A: Anyone with a little knowledge of the French language knows that Mountains are Grand Tetons and plowing into them only makes them wobble and some times get bit of a white top, we English (US) call snow caps. Q: Why isn't Earth a bad word since it means it is dirt? So is meaning of the word poop, so is the meaing of the word shyte or s#*!, so why doesn't Earth get struck from this sites dictionary for being dirtier then all the others?
  14. Hang on! While you've been floating along we realized you were in trouble since the water way we were swiming in suddenly got cold. We saw the tip of the Iceberg. Ben (whoever that is) should be able to meet you around the bend with a wooden beam to give you a plank to make a bridge across from the Iceberg so you don't sink into the ice cold water and freeze.
  15. A Euro-Asian Dove keeps reminding me that I have a Star Ship and should be making it ready to launch in time for lunch which is now for my Standard Time clock says it is, and I am late for lunch because my daylight savings time clock say it's quarter passed One (thirteen hours and fifteen minutes). I going to keep using the standard clock because my mind was for eighteen years trained so well to respond to standard time. It started giving me trouble because all of the unemployed people didn't get to the office to get employed until an hour later, then I did. Because I am ready for lunch now... Better being late on time so I get the work I want instead of sent to the back of the line to start again at 2:00 PM (it was so much easier to make the mistake that it was Daylight Savings Time and an hour later when my watch was set for military time. 24 hours a day and night.) I WIN!
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