antonkr Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Two fish are in a tank. One says "You drive I man the guns" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoba333 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? Nonono, it's to whom. Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve Noble Gases here!"Argon doesn't react. Edited April 25, 2011 by yoba333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JkKILER Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Why was the cook arrested? For Beating the eggs Heh If this was on another post, i am sorry for repeating it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Some guy walks into a bar, ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sync182 Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 (edited) Two seals walk into a club. --------------- Roses are RedViolets are BlueMy underwear is off-white. -Spike Milligan Edited April 28, 2011 by Sync182 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevkiev Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 A guy calls up a lawyer and asks "how much would you charge to answer 3 questions?" The lawyer pauses for a moment and replies "$500" The guy says "$500?!" ... "that's a lot of money for 3 questions isn't it?" The lawyer replies "Yeah, I guess it is. What's your third question?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sync182 Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 *bump* ;) Hey diddle diddleThe cat and the fiddleThe cow peed over the clock.The little dog laughedTo see such funThen died of electric shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antonkr Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Roses are redViolets are blueI have a gun get in the van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harabec Weathers Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 (edited) Oh I got a good one, hell I got tons. But heres one for ya. Two kids in school are learning about the HolocaustOne of the kid raises his hand and shares that he lost his grand mother died during all that.The kid next to him also raises his hand and says his grand father died during the Holocaust as well. Intrigued the first kid asks how he died.Second kid replies "He fell out of a guard tower" XD Edited June 22, 2011 by Harabec Weathers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iansutton91 Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Two seals walk into a club. --------------- Roses are RedViolets are BlueMy underwear is off-white. -Spike Milligan Heyyy...you stole my joke. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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