deathknowz Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 How about an awesomely bad pun? Me and one of my buddies take a lot of pride in throwing these out there in random conversation. :yes: The other day, I was cleaning the house, and I knocked the smoke detector off the wall (it's barely hanging on there), and it bounced off a shelf and hit me in the head. My friend's response? "Holy smokes!". :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheReverendTholomewPlague Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Thats what she said. 'nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobert Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Why aren't the Japanese looting? everything is water damaged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genzel Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Why aren't the Japanese looting? everything is water damagedToo soon? perhaps. I've heard quite a few Japan jokes in relation to the recent disaster, and I feel bad for laughing :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krimzin Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Before the birth of Chuck Norris, two wooden handles joined together by a chain and used as a weapon were known as nun-Barry's. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antonkr Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Why aren't the Japanese looting? everything is water damagedI know its bad butI really can't wait for more Japan jokes to start flooding in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndorilTheGreat Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 I know its bad butI really can't wait for more Japan jokes to start flooding in. Ah... was that intentional? :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sync182 Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 IMO...too soon for Japan jokes. I know jokes started the day after the shuttle Challenger exploded, but that was 7 lives vs over 16,000... Also interesting is how there are virtually no jokes (I haven't heard any, at least) about 9/11 - we can't make fun of Americans, maybe? Anyway... Simple Simon met a PiemanGoing to the Fair.Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,"What have you got there?"Said the Pieman unto Simon:"Pies, you idiot!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobert Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Also interesting is how there are virtually no jokes (I haven't heard any, at least) about 9/11 - we can't make fun of Americans, maybe?" New Yorkers are the fastest readers in the world. They go through 110 stories in 5 seconds wham bam thank you ma'am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoba333 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Why do chicken coops have two doors?Because if they had four, it would be called a chicken sedan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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