HellsMaster Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Also interesting is how there are virtually no jokes (I haven't heard any, at least) about 9/11 - we can't make fun of Americans, maybe?" New Yorkers are the fastest readers in the world. They go through 110 stories in 5 seconds i love you.. that made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilne96 Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 which city is made of brooms? (In Oblivion) Bruma! (Brooma) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevkiev Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 A polar bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender "may I please have a gin and.... .... .... ..... ...... ... tonic?" And the bartender says, "Sure, but why the big pause?" To which the polar bear replies, "I dunno, I've always had 'em" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverDNA Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Hungarians are fast ..They can go into a revolving door after you and get out before you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrosocial Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 During an interveiw, a reporter once told chuck norris that "walker, Texas ranger", was just a show. Said reporter has been in coma for the past 6 months. ..................................... Let's play soldier, ill go prone and you can blow the hell out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurielius Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Bureaucracy: a method for transforming energy into solid waste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverDNA Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 (edited) What weapon is most feared by knights?A can opener.Best uses a magical one for magical armors.... Edited April 4, 2011 by SilverDNA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevkiev Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Have to go back to the Exxon Valdez disaster for this one. Captain Hazelwood's words just after the crash: "No, you idiot, I said Tanqueray on the rocks!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sync182 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Stress (noun) The confusion caused when the mind tries to override the body's natural desire to choke the living crap out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sync182 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 People run out of jokes...? ;) Here's another one for you: Mary had a little lamb,Her father shot it dead.And now it goes to school with her,Between two chunks of bread. Enjoy the lamb sandwich, folks. :whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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