Emry Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 I was just thinking...... While poetry can be bad (if it passes)And religion is the opiate of the massesIt would be such funTo riddle and PUNAnd then we could laugh off our *sses! Sorry this one was weak... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThetaOrionis01 Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Hmm...why not? Not out of the questionI find this a commendable suggestionIn your way I'll not standAnd by my fair hand :P Moved your post to avoid thread congestion :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveatar Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 The name, (which this riddle misspells)is a board used for filing the nailsand a wheel to grind toolsvery hard, and for foolsmay remove some appendage details Answer == ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Even riddles in rhyme should be funnyMust have prizes to make us feel sunnyEach reply that is rightRakes in funds. Don't be tight!You check out the first letters. Now, money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveatar Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Can you guess what is the reward?Really, it is not too hardOne might pay for your board and your bedWould be found on Her Majesty's headNow tell me ,What is it Oh Bard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Your new riddle I find makes me frownYou're suggesting you'll give me a crownOf Glory? How rank.Send a cheque to my bank.I could do with a night on the town. Nighty night. Some of us have rehearsals to go to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveatar Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 Tragedy of Errors in judgment? The Soldier had never thought he would beBetween the devil and The Deep Blue Sea He had been Ernest in playing his roleHe a 'Glass Hero' with a frangible soul He followed orders and risked his lifeBut fatally erred with the Colonel's wife The Colonel presented falsified factsaccused him of commiting traitorous acts And when the Colonel's farce was stagedHe claimed not he was 'Otherwise Engaged' He could not counter the Colonel's lieFor the woman he loved was his best alibi The Boy on The Bridge saw them at the timebut he had traveled south to a warmer clime Soldier and Colonel both became tragediansfor an audience of Strippers and Comedians He would not confess but he would not denyand Murmuring Judges sentenced him to die His case did not become a 'Cause Celebre'He danced to the music, the Piper he did pay He didn't get much and he really paid the mostbut the Colonel's wife was NOT his assigned post---------------------------------- The lines are poor but they give a clueabout a board member. Do you know who? Have A Wild Guess. Really Its Too Easy 2 Spot Tipoffs And Glaring Errors Malchik would do it better and probably should(to) give others a chance at solving this one if they like.:D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamNeko Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Sorry if this seems like necromancy, but I had a few tales that were downright awful punsFirst of all, I work at a supermarket as a cashier, so these are based on work. Second, my humor is pretty dry at times, so bear with me. First:At one point, I would check cartons of eggs, the half dozen variety, by inverting the carton, and opening it. While doing this, I accidently dropped one onto my register. Needless to say, my response was "I guess the 'yolk's' on me" Second:A customer who'd purchased steamed lobsters had brought his children along with him. One of the kids asked why they were red, and the father responded that they were angry. I naturally chimed in with a horrible pun that got a few laughs out of my boss too. My response; "Nah, they're not angry. They're just 'steamed'." Okay, that's all I got for bad puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 I'm not sure that you can have necromancy on an open thread like this. Fortunately as yet we do not make people suffer for posting puns - even if the humour is iffy. (With puns it is often the spontaneity of the moment that makes them amusing and they don't repeat too well.) BTW the answer to the riddle before your post is me. (Info extracted from the internet - plays I have written, directed or acted in - using my real name.) How would anyone else know, Caveatar? If anyone wants to post clean humour to the thread feel free. If it ain't clean, watch out for a strike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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