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Billy and the soup


Keanumoreira

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Billy Gruff was a boy of seven, who stole his mother’s soup,

When she came to turn her back, he came down in a swoop.

She looked and she turned, she pulled and she pushed, but couldn’t find her slip,

So she fell onto the floor and broke her neck upon where she had slipped.

 

Billy cried and threw his hands, and wept in a puddle of tears,

Until he was visited by a ghost that struck his greatest fears.

It was his mother in anger and as red as a beat, she fell on him in a scoop,

And tortured him for all but eternity for stealing her favorite soup.

 

Inspired by my best friend, enjoy its dark humor. :happy:

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Yes, the mother felt very strongly about her soup. :pirate:

 

The poem was just 'souper'. :tongue: :thumbsup:

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