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This topic was created for the sole purpose of mocking America's president.

Mainly because:

>He fell:

>>Off a segway once.

>>Over his dog.

>He dosen't know how to talk.

 

Any Bushisms, Jokes, Stories welcome.

 

This is what I mean by a Bushism:

"Either we'll succeed, or we won't succeed." --George W. Bush, on Iraq, Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007

or:

"Wow! Brazil is big." --George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005

or:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

(Thats my fave :D )

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Was he with or against Bush? It sounded like he was against him the way he kept on saying everything bad that he did. :P

I think he supports Bush, but also used him in several of his jokes. That's how a lot of things are. I love Star Wars, but I'll be the first to laugh at a Star Wars spoof.

 

However, as for Bush, I don't like making fun of him. He gets enough crap from almost everyone. I'm giving the guy a break. He deserves it for putting up with all the idiots in the world. I wouldn't say he's the best president, but he is better than most...he's better that Clinton at least. Regan was by far the best.

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My history teacher says lincoln was the best. Bush doesnt deserve a break in my opinion. :P

But soon he will get a break. And never return. How long until the elections again?

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My history teacher says lincoln was the best. Bush doesnt deserve a break in my opinion. :P

Why is Lincoln the best? He freed the slaves. WRONG! Congress freed the slaves. Lincoln sat on his @$$ and got shot. What was the Civil War about? Slaves. WRONG! Lincoln didn't care to free the slaves. The only reason he said in the Gettysburg Address that the plan was to free the slaves it so Europe wouldn't intervene. If Lincoln didn't say that, then Europe would have sided with the south, and we would have lost...probably. Lincoln really didn't do much of anything.

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The best one in the world, whilst having a go at the French economy, he came out with this beauty:

 

"The French have one of the worst economies in the world. I mean, they don't even have a word for entrepreneur!"

 

:huh:

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i love how people make fun of Bush without realizing that, given the situation, there is no good way to handle the world's problems. and anyone in his position would be hated.

I hear you on that, but the number of lies spread by the administration in order to accomplish an objective shouldn't be downplayed. There's a difference between handling the world in a manner that causes the fewest problems, and making decisions that just help yourself. Yeah, he doesn't get enough credit for the few things he hasn't screwed up from those against him, but he gets too mindless support from people even though he has done a good number of things wrong. Stop watching FOX news, or any news for that matter. Instead read some of the non-partisan papers out there and approach them with an unbiased mind. You'll come to realize that the war was/is just for securing oil rights in countries which did not have enough stability. And our presense there is really just to help the society break away from irrational religious reasonings and adopt an equally irrational westernized culture. Afterall, it's easier making trade agreements when you have a population that wants what you have. Oil is only part of the deal, selling western culture is the other part. Both are arguably bad for all involved.

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