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Gigli got hammered by Jonathan Ross (guy with a speech impediment who presents the review program i mentioned above :stupid: ) That Crossroads movie has to go on here as well. My sister was watching it while i was morrowing on my laptop-i heard enough to tell me that it is just as bad as her book (which i didnt read before you say anything)
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Gilgi, lmao, I cannot believe i forgot that movie!!... I personally have not seen it, but considering almost every single late night talk show made a lot of fun about it. I think its quite alright for me to say.. "It sucked!"... It was probably the worst thing for J Lo's and Ben's career....not like it was all that good to begin with... oh well lol
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If you really want bad movies - go back a bit (I know I'm dating myself here.....)

 

1) Plan 9 from outer space (considered by most the worst film ever made)

2) Hercules in New York (Schwarzenegger's first film as not himself)

3) I dreamed of Africa (Can we make a more boring movie?)

4) Santa Claus conquers the martians (with Pia Zadora)

5) Kazaam - (Shaq)

6) Steel - (once again Shaq)

7) Santa with Muscles (Hulk Hogan in a Santa movie?)

8) Robot Monster (So bad - the robot monster was a guy in a gorilla suit with a diving helmet on his head)

9) Fire Maidens from Outer Space (Sexy jupiter ladies swing to Borodin while sacrificing the hero to dark gods)

10) The Prince of Space (So bad they can't even spoof it on MST3K)

 

I have not seen Gigli, Glitter, or from Justin to Kelly, so I cannot comment on them. Anyone remember any of the ones on my list? I did not put Attack of the Killer Tomatoes or its sequel (believe it or not, there was one) on the list, because I thought they were purposely trying to make the worst movie ever, and since they succeeded, that makes it a successful film, right?

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A.I.  - Horrible, horrible movie.  Soooooooooo boring.  I had to watch it for a film class at my university, and all of us tore it apart.

LOL my thoughts exactly.

 

 

OMG I FORGOT TEH WORST MOVIE!@

 

Dude where's my car

 

 

AARRGHHHH

 

DIEE

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Dude wheres my car was pathetic.

 

I thought Dungeons and Dragons was an unfunny joke and the latest halloween sat in my VCR for about 10 minutes before I ejected it and held it in my hand while swearing at its black casing.

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Kethruch, tell me you're making these up. There could NEVER be a film called Santa With Muscles :huh:

 

Santa Claus conquers the martians - :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

How on earth did these films get past a storyboard? Did they even make any money?

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Unfortunately, Kethruch is not making them up. This is Hollywood at it's <cough> finest...<cough> I've seen a number of these fine cinimatic wonders. I forgot about Plan 9 from Outer Space... my god that was horrible! :sick:

 

...and as for the two Shaq films (Steel and Kazaam), it's probably better than O'Neal has a day job with the Lakers; he couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.....

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The worst movie I have seen has to be Titanic. Why I hear you ask?. Well here it is. Its about the only movie where you know whats going to happen. You know the ships gonna hit the ice burg and sink and you spend ages watching the movie and waiting for this part. Then after you want to just see the ship sink again for the fun of watching everyone fall to their deaths. They could have made it better by just showing the ship sinking over and over with different people falling off it. Now that would be a good movie lol.
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