Humans above animals

[ninja_lord666]

...You only need to watch the Discovery channel enough to notice that some animals are actually way better built for their environment than humans...

I'll have to agree with you on that. Humans could not as easily live in the wild as many other animals. We don't even have fur to keep us warm.

 

I think it is important to distinguish between greater and more important. The two are not the same.

Again, I'll have to agree. Bacteria, while very much lesser beings, are much more important than us. In fact, without those tiny little organisms, we, and and every other animal, would not be alive today. They are the reason we can preform many bodily functions we depend upon. E. Coli, for example, plays a huge role in digestion.

 

Anything smart enough to find a method for interstellar travel is would obviously see that humans are far too war like and should not be tinkered with. They would probably wait until our species was more 'mature'

Not necessarily, They could easily build a lab on the moon and toy with us from the safety of their base. However, the galaxy is so big, any alien species out there would have no idea that we exist, and if they shoot off into space, it would be sheer luck if they find us.

[thejake1453]

Is there anything a human cannot kill?

yep! rocks, can't kill rocks, they got no life, how can you kill that, of which has no life?

oh and every other bloody thing that has no life:

sticks, dirt, metal, computors, WoW nerds, books, TV, WoW nerds, torches etc etc

 

Woah. Nice. That'll be good for quoting.

 

If Aliens came to earth, well, they wouldn't.

 

Anything smart enough to find a method for interstellar travel is would obviously see that humans are far too war like and should not be tinkered with. They would probably wait until our species was more 'mature'

 

actually they have, they turned us into a TV show, we ju- well MOST of us dont know.

god havent you ever watched the worlds most popular documenty? ah if you diddnt know, its south park, you can learn alot from that show ;)

[Marcus Wolfe]

uumm.....jake knows south park is fiction, right?

 

Anyways, aliens may not interact with humans until we, as a species, all grew up, accepted our differences, and all round be more like Ghandi and the Buddha. Let's face it, we kill members of our own species in the thousands or more. We have war. Very few species have war, and they don't go about the way do.

 

They may, however, observe us from a distance. How Else would they be able to tell whether we're mature or not? As a side effect, they maybe able to turn it into some form of reality programming on their own planet.

 

Alternatively, they could use their superior military technology to conquer us and make us their slaves. Of course, they might retreat when they discover we have NUKES.

 

 

The hard way.

[thejake1453]

uumm.....jake knows south park is fiction, right?

 

Anyways, aliens may not interact with humans until we, as a species, all grew up, accepted our differences, and all round be more like Ghandi and the Buddha. Let's face it, we kill members of our own species in the thousands or more. We have war. Very few species have war, and they don't go about the way do.

jake is awsome

They may, however, observe us from a distance. How Else would they be able to tell whether we're mature or not? As a side effect, they maybe able to turn it into some form of reality programming on their own planet.

 

Alternatively, they could use their superior military technology to conquer us and make us their slaves. Of course, they might retreat when they discover we have NUKES.

jake rules

 

The hard way.

 

yes i do know sothpark isn't real, do you take me for an idiot? i was making a joke, and after all in your post you even said it might be a reality tv show (the alens not south park)

and they might retreat when we use our nukes, but we'll just blow up our own planet any way

[Marcus Wolfe]

The possiblity of the destruction of our own planet is not something I want to talk about.

 

The point of mentioning nukes was to point out our destructive capabilities and suggest we might be able to stave off an alien invasion. They'd be like "HOLY SH*T THESE MOTHERF*CKERS ARE MOTHERF*CKING CRAZY!!

LETS GET OUR SORRY ASSES THE F*CK OUT OF HERE BEFORE THEY MOTHERF*CKING KILL US ALL!

[thejake1453]

The possiblity of the destruction of our own planet is not something I want to talk about.

 

The point of jakeisawsome mentioning nukes was to point out our destructive capabilities and suggest we might be able to stave off an alien invasion. They'd bejakeisawsome like "HOLY SH*T THESE MOTHERF*CKERS ARE MOTHERF*CKING CRAZY!!jake is awsome

LETS GET OUR SORRY ASSES THE F*CK OUT OF HERE BEFORE THEY MOTHERF*CKING KILL US ALL!

 

really? i see it like this: aliens: HOLEY CRAP THESE MOTHER F*CKERS ARE CRAZY LETS GET OUT OFF HERE

humans: yeah we fu*king did it woohooo- hey whats that huge green beam coming toward us?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

Aliens: yah we blew em up with our lazer that destroys planets, i mean, they were gonna blow them selves up anyway, atleast this way we live too!

Narrator: but listtle did the aliens know, a lone human was lying asleep in there cargo bay, ready to cause altimate destruction!

scary music

Alien1: man that was one scary movie

Alien2: yeah who thought the movie HUMAN would be scary?

Alien1: yeah, i heard there making 3 more caled :HUMANS, HUMANS 3 and HUMAN RESORECTION,

we have to see them

Alien2: how do you know all this?

Alien1:well my father produced the first one and he told me about the others

 

do you understand what i mean wolfe?

[Dark0ne]

What the hell happened here?