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Who would win, in a fight between Chuck Norris and Cthulu?


PaulEmil

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Chuck Norris and the god Cthulu both seem to have immense power, but if it came down to fisticuffs (with added arse-kicking), whom would beat up who?

"In the red corner, we have Chuck Norris, who needs no advertising; and in the non-Euclidian corner, we have Cthulu, who also needs no advertising. Fight!"

<DING!>

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I will say exactly what poopgoblin says in this thread:

 

"they'd both lose. to themselves. as soon as they came with in 3 feet of each other, the combined awesomeness would cause the universe to implode, twice."

 

No one messes with Chuck OR Chtulu and live to tell the story! :ph34r:

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I will say exactly what poopgoblin says in this thread:

 

"they'd both lose. to themselves. as soon as they came with in 3 feet of each other, the combined awesomeness would cause the universe to implode, twice."

 

No one messes with Chuck OR Chtulu and live to tell the story! :ph34r:

Thank you Jonlissla, I'm honored.

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Watch this

 

Just watch it. :happy:

 

Also: try to keep a :mellow: expression.

That was hilarious!

 

Actually, neither would win. Chuck Norris is too smart to attack Cthulhu, and Cthulhu is too smart to attack Chuck Norris.

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