The biggest mystery in all of the Fallout Universe...

[mwhenry16]

Perhaps the squirrels self-identify as some other creature, but after death they have no claim on what they are, so users correctly identify them as...squirrels.

[eldiabs]

It's not squirrels.

 

Insert 'twilight zone' reference here.

[TheVampireDante]

New mod idea: Squirrel hunts.

 

Your task - hunt, skin and loot the meat from the wastelands few remaining squirrels.

 

Obstacles:

 

1. Locating target

2. Method of subduing target while retaining a high percentage of usable meat

3. No use of use infectious/radioactive munitions.

4. Squirrels are all 10 foot tall, have IQ's of 210, self identify as "Reginald" and carry laser rifles.

 

Rewards:

 

1. Squirrel meat for "squirrel on a stick"

2. Fur to make hats.

3. Occasional nuts (doubles as an organic mini-nuke grenade).

[jcdenton2012]

New mod idea: Squirrel hunts.

 

Your task - hunt, skin and loot the meat from the wastelands few remaining squirrels.

 

Obstacles:

 

1. Locating target

2. Method of subduing target while retaining a high percentage of usable meat

3. No use of use infectious/radioactive munitions.

4. Squirrels are all 10 foot tall, have IQ's of 210, self identify as "Reginald" and carry laser rifles.

 

Rewards:

 

1. Squirrel meat for "squirrel on a stick"

2. Fur to make hats.

3. Occasional nuts (doubles as an organic mini-nuke grenade).

This... reminds me of this...