PaladinRider Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Hello, After Omega549 and I release the next version of Run the Lucky 38 mod, we'll be moving forward with the content. One of which I'm looking to implement is more entertainment options. I'm asking you for your best Wasteland jokes and gimmicks that could be used for a comedian in the Lucky 38. Show me what you've got, I'll choose the best of them to use in the mod and give you credit for it of course. If you've got some rude jokes that may not be appropriate for the message boards, feel free to send me a PM :) Show me what you've got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevkiev Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Ok, I'll give it shot. Just some variations of some oldies: "I was wondering why that grenade was getting bigger, then it hit me." (Maybe "spear" would be better) "If at first you don't succeed, try a Fat Man." A deathclaw walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "May I please have a gin and.... .... ....... ......... ........... ............. tonic?" To which the bartender replies "Sure, but why the big pause?" And the deathclaw says "I dunno, I've always had 'em." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drakeelvin Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Variation on an old joke: A slave escapes from the Legion and makes it as far as the Grand Canyon. There's no way across but he sees a blonde girl on the other side and shouts over to her, "How can I get to the other side?" The blonde girl looks left, then right, then shouts back at the runaway, "You're on the other side!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevkiev Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 (edited) k, i made these up just now. ie *warning* they're pre-coffee jokes. How many BOS does it take to screw in a light bulb? 20. One to screw in the lightbulb and 19 to keep the light from getting out to the wasteland. How many NCR does it take to screw in a light bulb? 10. One to screw in the lightbulb and 9 to collect the illumination tax. How many Omertas does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4. One to screw in the lightbulb and 3 to dump his body afterwards. How many Kings does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to screw in the lightbulb and 1 to wipe off the hair gel. How many Nightkin does it take to screw in a light bulb? I have no idea, it was like the damn thing screwed in by itself! How many Legion does it take to screw in a light bulb? Are you kidding?! That's women's work! Edited May 21, 2011 by kevkiev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupermassiveBlackHole Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Why did the Wastelander cross the road? To get to the other side. *BADUM DUM TSSH* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaladinRider Posted May 18, 2011 Author Share Posted May 18, 2011 Some of these are pretty good! Keep them coming. Do you think an NPC or robot should be the comedian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevkiev Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 It might make for better emphasis of syllables with a NPC (robots are typically pretty monotone) but, on the other hand, maybe that wouldn't be insurmountable with a robot and you could have a bit more fun with the name, e.g. the "Shecky 2000" or something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thirt33n Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 how many followers of the apocalypse does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3 - 1 to change the light bulb, 1 to cheer him on and another one to right a folk song about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AveTruetoCaesar Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 How many Fiends does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all tried to get high off it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevkiev Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 What has 6 legs, 2 big claws,1 big stinger, and wears a tinfoil hat? A No-Barkscorpion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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