JuJooGuppy Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 So, I work security at a call center. There are 2 male / 2 female full size restrooms in the facility, that are never full. Then, there is a single unisex bathroom for security (and visitors) up front by us. (Its a single toilet)Mind you, the security restroom is the furthest restroom for anyone to go to.But, we still have guys come up here specifically to take a s***. Its really obnoxious for them to stink up the freakin restroom for us, when they have 2 large restrooms to use.The funny thing is, I think they do it because they are embarrassed about s***ing here at work, so they come up to the bathroom where no one else can be in it. But we, security, are SITTING RIGHT HERE. So when they come up front and go in there for 30 minutes, we know EXACTLY what you just did. I would think that would be more embarrassing than taking a crap in a restroom that no one is going to even know you're there.our bathroom is not the s*** room! lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repusDude Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 I guess that they want full size bathroom to p00p rather than tiny stall. Or another reason, they hate you and want you to smell their po0p or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuJooGuppy Posted May 9, 2016 Author Share Posted May 9, 2016 I guess that they want full size bathroom to p00p rather than tiny stall. Or another reason, they hate you and want you to smell their po0p or something The bathroom up front is smaller stall size than the ones in the back :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisnpuppy Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Well I am not saying all of them are like this, likely they want some privacy and maybe don't like to crap around others. I don't know. I am a female but I suffer from Crones Disease which gives you all kinds of potty fun. If I worked there and could use that bathroom I would every, single time. Again it is unlikely most of them have a reason other than wanting some privacy (or maybe not wanting to drive everyone out of the other restrooms) but a few may have a legit reason. So maybe you could think not all of them have the reason that you think they do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuJooGuppy Posted May 11, 2016 Author Share Posted May 11, 2016 Well I am not saying all of them are like this, likely they want some privacy and maybe don't like to crap around others. I don't know. I am a female but I suffer from Crones Disease which gives you all kinds of potty fun. If I worked there and could use that bathroom I would every, single time. Again it is unlikely most of them have a reason other than wanting some privacy (or maybe not wanting to drive everyone out of the other restrooms) but a few may have a legit reason. So maybe you could think not all of them have the reason that you think they do? I suffer from Crohns as well, so, I do understand that aspect. But, my point was that instead of discreetly going to a restroom that are often times empty, they are going to a restroom that is right next to security, where we watch them go in (And, can actually hear sound coming out of the restroom at times, because its quiet up front..).. so while I have no doubt they do it for privacy reasons, the reality is, they are getting FAR less privacy overall lol. Itd be one thing if security wasn't right next to it facing directly towards it, so we watch them go in and come back out xD. Its also awkward to have to hear their grunts... For me, knowing how easily security can hear it, if someone is still here (I normally work alone), I go to the other restroom myself. Don't get me wrong, I get the thought process behind it. As said, I deal with the same crap (See what I did there!? :P). I am so sorry to hear you have Crohns, no idea how greatly it effects your life or not. I have actually had a laproscopic (sp) right colectomy to remove a small portion of my intestine due to mine. Overall I do okay these days, but, it can still be a terrible deal. Its depressed me more than a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalachiDelacot Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Every time I see the title for this thread, an old joke comes to mindabout a pirate going into a pub and the bartender asks him why hehas a ship's wheel on the front of his pants and the pirate replies,"Arg, I wish I could be rid of it because it drives me nuts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisnpuppy Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Well I am not saying all of them are like this, likely they want some privacy and maybe don't like to crap around others. I don't know. I am a female but I suffer from Crones Disease which gives you all kinds of potty fun. If I worked there and could use that bathroom I would every, single time. Again it is unlikely most of them have a reason other than wanting some privacy (or maybe not wanting to drive everyone out of the other restrooms) but a few may have a legit reason. So maybe you could think not all of them have the reason that you think they do?I suffer from Crohns as well, so, I do understand that aspect. But, my point was that instead of discreetly going to a restroom that are often times empty, they are going to a restroom that is right next to security, where we watch them go in (And, can actually hear sound coming out of the restroom at times, because its quiet up front..).. so while I have no doubt they do it for privacy reasons, the reality is, they are getting FAR less privacy overall lol. Itd be one thing if security wasn't right next to it facing directly towards it, so we watch them go in and come back out xD. Its also awkward to have to hear their grunts... For me, knowing how easily security can hear it, if someone is still here (I normally work alone), I go to the other restroom myself. Don't get me wrong, I get the thought process behind it. As said, I deal with the same crap (See what I did there!? :tongue:). I am so sorry to hear you have Crohns, no idea how greatly it effects your life or not. I have actually had a laproscopic (sp) right colectomy to remove a small portion of my intestine due to mine. Overall I do okay these days, but, it can still be a terrible deal. Its depressed me more than a few times. Then I suspect they don't realize how well you can hear, don't care since maybe they don't have to eye you across a cubical all day or are just giant A-holes. I'd still take my chances I think, even knowing. And people need to learn the fine art of the "flush" at appropriate times. ha ha ha And aww Malachi....such an old joke! ha ha haaaa Still funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanori24 Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 There IS a toileting technique known as the 'courtesy flush' these guys should learn to perform... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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