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The Snow Arena


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"Cavewich?" murmers Mojlnir as a sudden craving for something he's never heard of comes over him "It must be on the buffet, it is the largest buffet in all the universes!"

 

*Feeling rather proud of himself and somewhat hungry, Mojlnir cruises the buffet line looking for something that remotely resembles a 'cavewhich'*

 

*As he stands in front of the buffet lines, he notices that the casino shockingly empty, even for a Wednesday morning (in US PST) and decides the neon signs are not bright enough*

 

"I'll fix that" says Mojlnir decisively as he stalks up the stairs to the roof

 

*Upon coming onto the roof he sees Acrid, towards whom he is feeling just a little resentful, though he can't remember why so Mojlnir throws a snow ball at him and scurries back into the casino to catch the next performance of 'Ice Angels' which is the show-girl attraction at the casino*

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*There was a horrible time lapse, however, it only seemed to affect Ancalagon. Our boyo finds himself standing in front of Mojlnir's Ice Casino, but he has no memory of the journey to this place.

 

'Nice neon signs, should be brighter though...'

 

*Ancalagon feels a bit peckish, and for some reason, he hears a disembodied voice saying 'Try the Cavewhich, they're to DIE for!'.....there is a long pause, which is followed by 'If you build it, they will come' COmpletley perplexed by all of this, Ancalagon sits down infront of the main entrance and activates his cubic nano storer, and proceeds to eat the greasy, pepperoni goodness that is a hot pocket

 

'Ermph, thrs irs gmphrt'

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*LALALA appearantly forgot about the other 9 tanks and gets 9 massive snowballs in the face. Rumors say LALALA landed somewhere on Mars.*

 

Haha! I'm still lord of the universe...

 

*pack rat withdraws with his remaining tanks back to his secret bunker ( and with SECRET I mean SECRET )*

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*Mojlnir notices Ancalagon sitting on the front steps of the Ice Casino, eating a hot pocket, and wonders if he would prefer a cavewich*

 

*Feeling somewhat depressed that the show girls were in fact large, hairy Vikings with falsetto voices, Mojlnir decides to join Ancalagon on the front steps*

 

"Hey, there's Malchik, I wonder if he wants a cavewich?" remarks Mojlnir to himself.

 

"HEY! MALCHIK!! WANT A CAVEWICH? THEY'RE REALLY GOOD!!" yells Mojlnir into the snow.

 

"Hmmm, I really should do something about this neon though, its just not right."

 

*Feeling somewhat akimbo, Mojlnir sits down in on the snow step next to Ancalagon and begins to sip a steaming cup of tea*

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Malchik's clone relays the message to Utopia where Malchik is slowly drifting into a hazy of alcoholic forgetfulness it being that time again. Yet he can manage one more Jeroboam surely?

 

In reply to Mojlnir's message he mumbles "Cave witch? I once fell in love with a cave witch. She was cold, especially..." He cannot remember which part of the witch was especially cold. Vaguely he recollects asking about ShinJiOh's cavewhich. "Save me a crumb or two. I am not really hungry just now but soon I may empty my stomach. There are these dusky maidens..." He tries to focus. "At least I think they're dusky." He tries harder to focus. "And I hope they're maidens!"

 

He slumps towards Oblivion (a small town in Oklahoma) where he intends to piss the night.

 

Moderators warning: Be careful of your typing. I presume you meant 'pass the night'.

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*Ancalagon notices Mojlnir, and he starts yelling at Malchik, Ancalagon continues to munch on in quiet. He activates his Cubic nanostorer and pulls out the Cricket Bat that was forged from the Black Ice of a Dead Star, making it ultra dense and indestructable. He also notices a small button on the side which is labeled 'B.H.' He ponders this for a while, then realizes what they stand for, and makes a big mmental note to NOT press that button unless he really really has to.
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*Disorientated by the disembodied voice of Malchik, Mojlnir decides that what he needs is a donut and another cup of coffee*

 

*Not seeing any around, and feeling very disinclined to stand up, Mojlnir tries to catch a glimpse of the black cricket bat that Ancalagon is toying with*

 

"What is that thing, anyway?" asks Mojlnir "Can I borrow it to fix these lights?"

 

*Mojlnir is feeling the intense and somewhat confusing need to smash light fixtures*

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