Pack Rat Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 ooc> LALALA plz remind that I cant be at two locations at once... *Pack Rat comes out with a huge Santa Clauscart. While he's above the battlefield he returns... The cart was not evil enough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojlnir Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Mojlnir takes the bat from Ancalagon and nearly drops it* "Wow" remarks Mojlnir "this thing is heavy!" "Must be that dark ice stuff huh?" *Swinging it to test its weight, Mojlnir sets about smashing the neon lights on the front of the casino with Ancalagon's bat* *Sweating, Mojlnir hands the bat back to Ancalagon and plops down on the steps* "Whew, that was fun!" *Mojlnir grabs a handful of snow and stuffs it down his shirt trying to cool off* "By the way, what does "B.H." mean? Is it another one of those nasty world-destroying cricket balls you keep in that nano-dewhickey?" *Mojlnir eyes the black box with some trepidation, vaguely remembering the consequences of its contents, and also wondering why the thing seems to be full of warm pepperoni hot-pockets* "Do I need to build another transdimensional snow portal?" -edit by Mojlnir- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Ancalagon thinks about it "no, but you see, this Ice that the Bat made of is Super Dense, a field of Anti Matter surrounds the bat to keep the wielder safe and make the bat lighter than it really is. Once you press the B.H. button the field is deactivated and the Bat reverts back to it's true nature, and you know what a Dead Star is, a B.H.' *he eats a hot pocket, and takes the bat back. Then jumps up and smacks Acrid with a snowball of justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojlnir Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Mojlnir eyes the bat warily* "You have got a safety on that thing right?" He asks Ancalagon, who is very casually eating another hot pocket "Those things are bad for you, by the way" remarks Mojlnir "I saw a show on Nightline about how they use yak babies to make them." *His head pivots as he sees the snow ball wizz towards Acrid and hit him square in the chest* "Nice shot!" *Mojlnir decides Acrid is probably not attempting to take over the world this time around (being a very trusting person) and decides to go see if he's alright* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrid Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Finaly "Acrid" had enuff abuse, his face melted off and revealed it was another snow phantom everyone has been beating since Acrid went to hide. *Meanwhile back at Acrids castle, Acrid shakes off the nice-guy thing and summons two Super Ice Ogrims and sends them to kick @ss! *The Ice Ogrims find Ancalagon and beat him to a pulp, then go after Malchik and smash him back and forth untill he crys, then they go for Mojlnir but stop and return home to Acrids Castle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojlnir Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Looking around at the devastation that surrounds him, Mojlnir decides he'd rather go for lunch and a cup of tea* *After pulling Ancalagon and Malchik out of the snow, and nodding thanks to Acrid for not pummelling him, Mojlnir pulls out his knapsack, and using his electronic sub-ether automatic hitchhiker, catches a lift to Milliways for a nice relaxing afternoon of feasting and watching the universe collapse.* - edited by Mojlnir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pack Rat Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *From his SECRET bunker Pack Rat observes Acrid castle. Ok start lord-of-the-universe-evil-plan-number-3294* Charge!!!! *Pack Rat runs over acrid's castle with 15 snowplows and scratches acrid of the list, next...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrid Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Acrid sends out messengers to all to find out witch people have fortresses, for alliance purposes only of course. Acrids main desire is for peace and order, absolute order, but peaceful order:) *Acrid watches in amusment as pack rat fueldaly bull dozes to outhouse next storeAcrid knows that such methods could never penetrate his super alloyed ice walls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pack Rat Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Pack Rat is returning to his secret snow bunker and grabs a notebook to write all the names down of people with a castle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrid Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Acrids auto guns make waste of pack rats bull dozers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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