ObsidianKnight Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Armiena's forces regroup at Alpha Centauri, and proceed to build a permanent base on the planet's surface. Meanwhile, Armiena watches events on Mars through a spy's optical recorder."So they finally gave up on their foolish experiment with that false god..." Armiena decides to send envoys to Mars, to propose an alliance against Peregrine, when he returns. She orders her communications officer to send envoys to Pack Rat. Armiena turns to watch construction proceed on her new base. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamNeko Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 <OOC: With Peregrine MIA for now, I'm out too. Armiena, however, you couldn't have touched Peregrine's fleet, really. It's time-stopped and not in the current plane of existance. Check the last post on Page 26> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinJiOh Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 *"wow" cocopops for breakfast at ancalagons place........ wait i have to be dead..... "oh yeah! i am dead, i am so there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohGr Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 ohGr turns around and says to the communications officerso umm....now what she replieswell, we havent done anything, and no one has tried to take over our planet so we might as well build up on defenses ohGr saysour planet? she repliesdid you listen to a single word i just said ohGr replieswhy do you think i was put in charge she repliesbecause your wife slept with the former captain of this planet on a ship ohGr repliesyou mean ship on a planet she repliesforget i said that, now, what about those defences ohGr repliesahh yes, since our base looks too much like the spaceballs ship, i need a bigger helmet, and a black uniform with a nice cape and plated armor she repliesand the base? ohGr repliesget the engineers in quarantine to add a few more layers of snow, you know, that stuff as strong as titanium, and get those computer geeks to put a forcefeild up, then order the arms officer to construct some more advanced weapons, and bombs, you know....so we can throw them at people she repliesyou mean launch them at people ohGr repliesjust because your my daughter doesnt mean you can correct me she repliesim your brothers wife, not your daughter, you idiot ohGr looks around and sees a coffee machine, he runs to it, and starts drinking fresh coffee and begins to eat some donuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojlnir Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Mojlnir, with his pants on his head, yells in triumph as he loses to Shin for 42nd time at skeeball. Yelling a drunken challenge to the party, Mojlnir stumbles to the bar and orders a shot of sno-whiskey for himself and Shin. "Ther ya goo Shinny, sorr 'bout the beatin yoo at the gam-ah. Maybe we can play som foosball?" "Dude, you lost, remmy?" says Shin, the whiskey burning his throat "Why are your pants on your head?" "S'not MY pants" slurs Mojlnir "I may or may not have stolen 'em from a Malchik clone, but wher in the heck ar myy 'antz?" Mojlnir lets out a rather large and self-satisfying belch and slowly slides off the stool onto the floor, where he becomes involved in a conversation with two peanuts that landed there earlier in the evening. Shin, shaking his head, wanders off to find a more interesting and less annoying person to talk to. Or perhaps he looking for cereal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Malchik needs no excuse to get loaded! Stopping his pointless and back-wrenching dance he zooms into visit Ancalagon. (He wears a disguise that fools everyone, including himself, into believing that he is dead.) "Hi Shin. Hows it hanging?" On the floor he notices Mojlnir conversing with two tiny creatures that he cannot at first make out but seem to go by the names of Charlie Brown and Lucy. Ancalagon is not immediately visible but there is plenty of - erm - there is planty of the 'on the rocks' bit. Where's the... Malchik sees a bowl full of colourless liquid. It reminds him of his scrying glass of Galadriel mark two (second hand) but maybe this is not water. Certainly there is a faint steam arising from it. Oh well, who cares. He dips a beaker into it and then knocks it back in one. Uh? Er???? ???????? To be continued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohGr Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 ohGr sayshave i ever told you about the necrowizard? The communications officer replysthe necrowizard? ohGr repliesyeah, hes this cool black and white stick figure with a nice big hat with a inverted cross on it, which is why hes the necrowizard! she repliesdoes he do anything ohGr repliesof course he does anything, hes a necrowizard, hence his name, he can revive people, and....kill stuff she repliesis he real or is he one of those make believe characters like this sonic the hedgehog you speak of ohGr repliesoh he is, in fact, hes right here!!! a happy looking grim necrowizard with a black robe and big wizards hat walks into the room, he holds a staff glowing of grimness Necrowizard sayshello ohGr, hello woman...uh ohGr...wheres my mask ohGr repliesits right over there, while your walking there can you sit over there and operate the munitions for me, it would really help the necrowizard gets a grim and evil smile upon his face as he sees his mask, then he sits down, and stares out at the battlefield as his staff of grimness begins to glow...then it stops. ohGr repliesso officer, any updates on those plans we had earlier today the communications officer repliesyes, armor plating is 60% complete, weapons and bombs are complete and the forcefield is almost up, its a few hours off, so i reckon we should wait till the forcefields are done, then randomly attack, since no one had made an attempt...and since we havent done much. ohGr repliesgood, because i wanna go talk to the Necrowizard about this cool idea he had for a plasma rifle that shoots out burning snow the officer rolls her eyes at the idea, but it turns out the prototype is already done thanks to the necrowizards grim and evil frostbitten summoning skills. The Necrowizard saysoi, watch this one the rifle makes all these noises, and fires a white beam at the test dummy made out of the strongest metal in the world..but we forgot the name, the dummy was disintergrated. ohGr saysallright, we'll make more of them, deploy some troops to start a base, and start to pretend its command and conquer, the original and run around with mammoth tanks and commandos and... the communications officer interruptsi liked that game...uhh, anyway, we should get to work, sitting here and talking wont get us anywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 What ohGr does not know is that the Necrowizard is a Malchik clone designed to self destruct at a critical moment. Hehehehe! Watch this space! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ObsidianKnight Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 On Alpha Centauri, Armiena decides to check on her abandoned space station, and the repairs on Peregrine's fleet. Much to her surprise, she sees that there isn't even a trace of a fleet, let alone any battle damage. Ive gotta get my head checked Armiena thinks. She turns her attention to her fledging empire on Alpha Centauri, where her labs are now experimenting on time travel. Armiena has new plans..... if Peregrine, a barbaric bird, can become a god, why can't a woman.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohGr Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 ohGr turns to the Necrowizardjust...one thing, how did you get here The necrowizard repliesim a wizard, i can be whereever i want, watch me teleport near that do not press button the necrowizard suddenly appears near the self destruct button, and "accidentally" knocks the button ohGr then saysuh officer...lets...evacuate the entire ship and um, get some guards to shoot that imposter the officer replyswill do she aims at the imposter and shoots it dead, then it turns into dust ok, ill tell everyone on the speaker; attention, get the f*ck out now or everyone dies in a matter of minutes, everyone is out of the ship, and continues in the base, which looks exactly like a NOD base from command and conquer (original) even with the fences and walls and obleisks.ohGr looks at the ship as it blows up and saysahhh crap!, i forgot the coffee machine! a soldier runs up to ohGr and saysSir, we managed to finish off the base in time, and forcefield is up, we also set up the defenses in time, Sir ohGr repliesgood work soldier, report to your post, everyones getting double rations today, of donuts! a big grin comes onto the soldiers face, he runs off, and when he walks in the tent, everyone is shouting and celebrating over donuts and coffee the officer saysfollow me into the advanced communications center ohGr replieswhy advanced? she replieswe have 2, one for normal readings, and this one for our satellites they both walk into the building and sit at a big room, with soldiers at the doors, and a new coffee machine ohGr saysoh my god, a new coffee machine!! ohGr runs to the coffee machine and gets a cup filled with warm coffee ohGr saysand where are my quarters? the officer points over at the Construction Yard, only the top ranking lieutenets live in there, and as usual, the Commanding Officer, has the largest room a commando walks into the room he saysC.O. ohGr, i am your personal guard, i will protect you, not when your going at it or having a dump, or anything that may sound stupid talking about ohGr repliesahh good, but, you can just loosen up, just because the drill seargent is a pregnant-dog doesnt mean i am the commando repliesoh, thanks, ooo coffee ohGr turns around to look at the gates, the obleisk of light towers begin to make a strange pitched noise, as if they were charging up, then they go back to normal, as the gates open, and some tanks drive in, they park near the War Factory, and obviously, they dont know how to parrallel park. ohGr saysofficer, any update on the weapon upgrades? the officer repliesno, we had to start again ohGr repliesgood, i cant be stuffed getting off my comfortable chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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