Alcrin Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Why all the animosity toward mudcrabs? Two reasons: 1. Mudcrabs are the happiest creatures in all of Mundus. Their brains consist of nothing but pleasure sensors that are fired on maximum 24 hours a day. It's like having a continuous orgasm, except a million times better. 2. Mudcrabs are the reincarnated souls of murders, rapists, and politicians. We want to end those f*#@ers' happiness as soon as possible. That's why we murder every mudcrab we see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marharth Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Why all the animosity toward mudcrabs? Two reasons: 1. Mudcrabs are the happiest creatures in all of Mundus. Their brains consist of nothing but pleasure sensors that are fired on maximum 24 hours a day. It's like having a continuous orgasm, except a million times better. 2. Mudcrabs are the reincarnated souls of murders, rapists, and politicians. We want to end those f*#@ers' happiness as soon as possible. That's why we murder every mudcrab we see.Skyrim should put that as the official description of mudcrabs. Mudcrab lore anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TESFreeman Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Two reasons: 1. Mudcrabs are the happiest creatures in all of Mundus. Their brains consist of nothing but pleasure sensors that are fired on maximum 24 hours a day. It's like having a continuous orgasm, except a million times better. 2. Mudcrabs are the reincarnated souls of murders, rapists, and politicians. We want to end those f*#@ers' happiness as soon as possible. That's why we murder every mudcrab we see. Signed. I too will probably just wander around, staring at the breathtaking detail on my crappy laptop. If not that, I will beat the main quest line as fast as possible, then make a new character (Taking hours upon hours to do so) and do all or most of the side-quests possible, before I finish the game again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gretzky99 Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 I have already sworn a pact to the nine-divines that I will be reincarnated as a mudcrab. Jizzworld! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIROryuu Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 I have already sworn a pact to the nine-divines that I will be reincarnated as a mudcrab. Jizzworld!Rapist or Murderer? Which are you? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted1662706User Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 I'm a mudcrab. I'm typing this with my legs. I murdered everybody in Tamriel, then I came to Skyrim to poke people. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboUK Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 I will test out the physics by throwing things at people before attacking them with a blunt object. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowk Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 I will test out the physics by throwing things at people before attacking them with a blunt object. Ooh, good thought! Er, the first one... I want to see if I can toss a note in a river and see it float downstream! Or bury my slain allies, Boromir-style. HECK yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeopoldCrank Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 I'm a mudcrab. I'm typing this with my legs. I murdered everybody in Tamriel, then I came to Skyrim to poke people. :thumbsup: So the Dovahkiin is not the reincarnated version of the Nevarine... The mud crabs are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omeletter Posted August 23, 2011 Author Share Posted August 23, 2011 (edited) 1. Mudcrabs are the happiest creatures in all of Mundus. Their brains consist of nothing but pleasure sensors that are fired on maximum 24 hours a day. It's like having a continuous orgasm, except a million times better. 2. Mudcrabs are the reincarnated souls of murders, rapists, and politicians. We want to end those f***ers' happiness as soon as possible. That's why we murder every mudcrab we see.(Possibly will be) sigged.. but I think you should rephrase that bit. I think swearing is against the rules, but I might be wrong... Edited August 23, 2011 by Omeletter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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